Way #1 to not get back your kids - Steal something then brag about it on national and/or international television.
It seems Brit Brit’s new Realtor, man, flavor of the moment, isn’t the only one who appears to be as dumb as a stump. Is Britney unaware that she’s on thin ice when it comes to her child custody hearing? I don’t think now would be the ideal time to start stealing things and then bragging about it to the paparazzi. She really has nothing up there, in her head, does she?
Britney has done plenty of stupid crap in the past year or twelve, but this one really takes the cake. After driving around, and around, and around in circles, TMZ is reporting that Britney stopped at a Van Nuys gas station to buy some gum. That seems like the way to get attention from the paparazzi. You know she was just asking for it!
To further the absurdity of her trip, Brit double back and headed into the gas station, snatched a lighter, and ran out triumphantly. It was like a 12 year old, snatching a candy bar and being proud they got away with it without the store clerk finding out. How juvenile of Britney, but boy was she proud of it.
While paparazzi thought she might have forgotten to pay for it (with as much money as she has, she should be able to go to Sam’s Club and get the jumbo pack of lighters, while stocking up on them for the rest of her life), Britney triumphantly waved the lighter and cried out, “I stole something! Oh, I’m bad.” I’m surprised she didn’t add a “ya’ll” to that as she did a jig or a square dance. Nevertheless, Britney, the thief was proud of her crime.
Yes, Britney you are bad. Let’s just hope the Judge in your case adds this to your list of stupid things you’ve done and makes sure your little boys don’t ever look up to you as their role model.
[tags]Britney Spears, thief, lighter, Van Nuys, steal, gas station, Paparazzi, dumb[/tags]
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