If this year has taught me anything it’s that Britney is in the wrong line of business. Instead of marketing bad perfume or substandard music she should be marketing her stupidity. If she did that she really could be the next Bill Gates. She could make more than she’s ever dreamed. The reason I am suggesting this move for Brit is because it’s rumored that she’s planning to get married yet again. This time she plans to marry Sam Lufti.
MSNBC Says:
In fact, an insider told the publication Britney already announced her marital ambitions to her lawyers and ex-hubby, Kevin Federline. “[The lawyers] begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn’t seem to be listening.”
K-Fed’s none too happy, either. “Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper,” said a family spy. “We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he’s alone with Brit. Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She’ll lose custody if she allows Sam around them; Kevin will make sure of it.”
But will the danger of losing her kids be enough to keep Brit from heading down the aisle a third time? A Star source claims it’s unlikely. “Britney is completely under Sam’s spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes care of everything.”
Britney should do herself a favor and just give Lufti her Starbucks fund. That should be enough money to allow him to find something better to do. Of course, we all know Brit would never do something so crazy! Get real Ya’ll!
[tags]Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Sam Lufti, Las Vegas, Wedding, Idiot[/tags]
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