Hannah Montana Makes Little Girls Lie

Miley CyrusIf only someone had told me that Hannah Montana was the coolest thing since Wonder Bread. Then I could have ran out and got a fake snaggle tooth and learned how to sing off key. After all, that might have helped my chance in winning tickets to HM’s show. Then I could have sold them on eBay and bought a house in Tahiti. Ah, what good times I would have had.

Recently, a young girl made her parents proud by winning an essay competition where she received tickets to a Hannah Montana concert. The problem is that she sort of, kind of, lied about her father dying in Iraq to get them. I know, you might be thinking that she shouldn’t have lied, but come on! It was in the name of the absolute greatest singer of all time. What do you people expect?

The girl’s mother ratted her out and told contest organizers that it was a lie. It all started on Friday, when the winner (or loser as the case may be) was surprised at Club Libby Lu at a mall. She won a makeover, a blonde Hannah Montana wig, airfare for four to Albany and four tickets to the January 9 Hannah Montana concert.

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