Britney is disappointed in Pregnant Sister

Britney had such high hopes for Jamie Lynn. She was hoping she wouldn’t get pregnant at such a young age. She wanted her to be off having fun and appreciating her life. Unfortunately, all the heart-to-hearts did not make a difference with the crazy and failing pop star, and in the end, teenage hormones and a lack of condoms won out.

People Magazine is reporting that Britney told her friends:

“I’m really disappointed in her. I just can’t believe she’s pregnant. She is way too young to be a mum. She should be having fun and stuff, not having a baby. I warned this girl, I really did. I told her over and over just to be a kid and let the adult things like sex and drinking and all that wait.”

You have to admit. Britney really is the perfect one to be saying all this. I can imagine the rest of the conversation going something like this:

“I told her that Doritos really are their own food group. I told her Starbucks is actually the nectar of the Gods. I just wanted her to realize that ever dimple on her ass is a sign of her womanhood. She has so much to learn and no one to teach her….Oh No! I’m late for another drug test ya’ll. Shoot!”

[tags]Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn, Preganant, Disappointed, Advice, Moron[/tags]

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