John Mayer Speaks Out on his Split from Aniston

After rumors surfaced that the reason for John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston’s breakup was because of another woman, the Grammy-award winner decided to speak out to put an end to the speculation. After leaving Equinox Gym in New York, Mayer told paparazzi, “There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.

He further explained, “People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

Ahh, what a sweetheart that Mayer kid is! Always thinking of others first…

Hopefully the next victim on his list isn’t dumb enough to fall for his Your Body is a Wonderland serenades and those oh so romantic & intimate getaways that you see in every single tabloid and celebrity gossip site. Hmm, can you say publicity stunt…?

Mayer, you’re a has-been and a tool. So please just do us all a favor and shut your trap because you know absolutely nothing about relationships and nothing about politics, life, the environment and whatever else you go on blabbering about. You are so annoying.

Oh, and you made out with Perez Hilton! Ha

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