While I normally write multiple stories, I’m suffering from a severe pulled muscle in my shoulder, making it near impossible to type for long periods of time. Not wanting to disappoint Gossip Giant fans, I’ve compiled a list of some of the best gossip on the web, so you won’t have withdraws during my (hopefully) speedy recovery.
John Graziano Update: Court Nurse Gives Grim Prediction for Graziano’s Future
A Court Appointed Nurse has made a statement on the condition of John Graziano. As reported previously, Graziano was the passenger in Nick Bollea’s car when the two crashed during a high speed race. To find out what the nurse said, in unsealed court documents, check out the full story at Hotarazzi.
If you are looking for a good old heaping dose of used up dildos, drama queens, and sad losers with hopes of big cities and brighter things then you won’t want to miss VH1’s new show, America’s Most Smartest Model. These 14 freaks think they have it all. All, in this case, means brains and beauty. Of course, their pictures will tell you that you find more attractive leftovers in your Taco Bell bag and their brains…well if they think they are hot, you can only imagine the brain they are packing with all that delusion going on.
The show offers seven men and seven women. However, in the end only one idiot who can spell cat will prevail as the winner! The winner receives $100,000 and the title of “America’s Most Smartest Model”. Now all they need is real models. This drivel, which is brought to you by VH1 is hosted by Mary Alice Stephenson (Celebrity Fashion Guru) and all around genius, Ben Stein.
Miss Teen South Carolina appeared on the VMAs. I wish I could tell you what the hell she said, but the bitch does not speak English. She pretends to, but I swear I didn’t catch half of what she said. I think there was something in there about people not having cows, so they are vegetarian and such as need meat. There was something in there about The Pakistan, the Iraq, and the Wu-Tang Clan, too.
I know she was making fun of herself, but damn, she could have been less sincere and had someone write her lines for her. It’s too late for her to try and be smart. Besides, she needs to such as, like work on the diction problem she has so that such as people like me that are the normal people can understand the such as things that she like says.
Like, seriously. She’s not dumb. She was just in total shock. She completely blanked. She’s human. That’s good that she’s human. She shouldn’t have been in the contest if she wasn’t. Of course, not all humans are intelligent and we need to live with that fact. I think the thing that makes this particular moron so popular is that, even in a person’s stupidest moment, this took the cake.
However, Lauren Caitlin Upton appeared on Today none the less and spoke about her experience and had a chance to redeem herself. She said it all came at her at once (after Ann Curry suggested that to her) and she was overwhelmed. Watching it now is like seeing heself, but thinking that’s not really her in her own body. Yeah.
Alright, I was just teasing, she really is that dumb. Seriously though, Lauren Caitlin Upton, otherwise known as Miss Teen South Carolina (or in my house, Jesus, she’s stupid), wants you to know that she did not do anything wrong. She told The State newspaper in South Carolina, “I wasn’t expecting the question. I lost my train of thought.” Wow. I didn’t even know she had one.
Since she mentioned that she lost her train of thought, the Today Show is being nice enough to give her some study time (to find out what maps are and where America is on one) and they are going to give her another chance to answer the question.
Mario Lopez, who was the host of the Teen USA pageant, told People that he would have liked to help her, but he was not allowed to talk to the contestants while they were answering the questions. He felt bad for her according to what he said.
Surprisingly enough, Miss Teen South Carolina is a varsity athlete and a student leader at Lexington High School. Not only that, but she graduated in June with a grade point of 3.5. I’m thinking there was some sort of sliding scale.
On Friday, August 24, 2007, Miss Colorado was crowned, Miss Teen USA 2007. The live broadcast, which was hosted by Mario Lopez, showed just how the teenage girls could answer questions under pressure. Not one of the girls seemed to do a decent job of answering their questions, which leaves me to ponder…are these the teens who will have control of our future one day?
While I normally write multiple stories, I’m suffering from a severe pulled muscle in my shoulder, making it near impossible to type for long periods of time. Not wanting to disappoint Gossip Giant fans, I’ve compiled a list of some of the best gossip on the web, so you won’t have withdraws during my (hopefully) speedy recovery.
If you are looking for a good old heaping dose of used up dildos, drama queens, and sad losers with hopes of big cities and brighter things then you won’t want to miss VH1’s new show, America’s Most Smartest Model. These 14 freaks think they have it all. All, in this case, means brains and beauty. Of course, their pictures will tell you that you find more attractive leftovers in your Taco Bell bag and their brains…well if they think they are hot, you can only imagine the brain they are packing with all that delusion going on.
Miss Teen South Carolina appeared on the VMAs. I wish I could tell you what the hell she said, but the bitch does not speak English. She pretends to, but I swear I didn’t catch half of what she said. I think there was something in there about people not having cows, so they are vegetarian and such as need meat. There was something in there about The Pakistan, the Iraq, and the Wu-Tang Clan, too.
