Britney had such high hopes for Jamie Lynn. She was hoping she wouldn’t get pregnant at such a young age. She wanted her to be off having fun and appreciating her life. Unfortunately, all the heart-to-hearts did not make a difference with the crazy and failing pop star, and in the end, teenage hormones and a lack of condoms won out.
People Magazine is reporting that Britney told her friends:
“I’m really disappointed in her. I just can’t believe she’s pregnant. She is way too young to be a mum. She should be having fun and stuff, not having a baby. I warned this girl, I really did. I told her over and over just to be a kid and let the adult things like sex and drinking and all that wait.”
You have to admit. Britney really is the perfect one to be saying all this. I can imagine the rest of the conversation going something like this:
After reporting that Jamie Lynn is pregnant and Britney is crazy, I mentioned that Lynne’s book on parenting could not have come at a better time. I was quite excited to read it. Hell, I even planned to request a review copy so that I could let the world know what I thought. Unfortunately, the book is a no go, at least for now.
According to TMZ:
Lynne’s book — “Pop Culture Mom” — was supposed to come out this spring, but TMZ has confirmed that the pub date has now been “delayed indefinitely … It’s delayed, not canceled,” according to Thomas Nelson, the publisher. It had been pitched as “Lynne Spears’s personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community.”
In a funny twist of fate, the mother of Britney Spears is showing that she’s definitely not the mother of the year. While one daughter is off going crazy the other is off getting knocked up at 16. Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears and her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge will be having a baby.
Jamie Lynn gave the story to OK Magazine for the exclusive. Jamie tells OK:
“I can’t say it was something I was planning to do right now, but now that it’s in my lap and that it’s something I have to deal with, I’m looking forward to being the best mom I can be.”
If this year has taught me anything it’s that Britney is in the wrong line of business. Instead of marketing bad perfume or substandard music she should be marketing her stupidity. If she did that she really could be the next Bill Gates. She could make more than she’s ever dreamed. The reason I am suggesting this move for Brit is because it’s rumored that she’s planning to get married yet again. This time she plans to marry Sam Lufti.
MSNBC Says:
In fact, an insider told the publication Britney already announced her marital ambitions to her lawyers and ex-hubby, Kevin Federline. “[The lawyers] begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn’t seem to be listening.”
K-Fed’s none too happy, either. “Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper,” said a family spy. “We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he’s alone with Brit. Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She’ll lose custody if she allows Sam around them; Kevin will make sure of it.”
Way #1 to not get back your kids - Steal something then brag about it on national and/or international television.
It seems Brit Brit’s new Realtor, man, flavor of the moment, isn’t the only one who appears to be as dumb as a stump. Is Britney unaware that she’s on thin ice when it comes to her child custody hearing? I don’t think now would be the ideal time to start stealing things and then bragging about it to the paparazzi. She really has nothing up there, in her head, does she?
Britney has done plenty of stupid crap in the past year or twelve, but this one really takes the cake. After driving around, and around, and around in circles, TMZ is reporting that Britney stopped at a Van Nuys gas station to buy some gum. That seems like the way to get attention from the paparazzi. You know she was just asking for it!
To further the absurdity of her trip, Brit double back and headed into the gas station, snatched a lighter, and ran out triumphantly. It was like a 12 year old, snatching a candy bar and being proud they got away with it without the store clerk finding out. How juvenile of Britney, but boy was she proud of it.
Brit Brit has a new flavor of the day (or is it week?) and he just happens to be trying to sell her something (K-Fed anyone?). Didn’t Brit Brit learn the first time not to date boys who resemble Forest? At least Forest had a purpose in life and accomplished a lot despite his misgivings. The new guy, her realtor, doesn’t look like he has much going for him, except for his association with Britney, of course. When K-Fed is looking academic next to this guy, you know he’s got to be special.
To see the picture of Brit Brit’s man, Robert Edie, you can visit TMZ. Robert is a USC graduate (they’ll let just about anyone in there these days) and after he got out of college…he got into real estate. Classic!
TMZ calls him hunky, but I say he’s junkie. The twosome sat down at the Four Seasons for dinner, where they munched as Brit Brit wore her *attractive* pink wig. What else would you expect her to wear in such a classy joint? Here I thought *I* had problems, but Brit and her witless real estate wonder sure take the cake!
Documents from the Brit Brit/K-Fed custody hearings have finally been released. Included in the 300+ documents released to the public by the court are some of the documents from DCFS (Department of Children and Family Services). These documents list their concerns about the welfare of Jayden James and Sean Preston, while in the care of their mother, Ms. Britney Lynn Spears.
Britney wanted the judge to keep her schedule of custody private. She feels the paparazzi will try to infringe with her time with the boys and catch her…I don’t know…running red lights with them in the car, almost dropping them, and letting the lil buggers drive with her, while in her lap. I mean, she should be allowed to do that stuff in private, right?
Brit Brit and K-Fed have both been listed with DCFS as having “complaints” filled against them by random and anonymous parties for both neglect and abuse in relation to the boys. While most of the claims have been frivolous in nature, K-Fed must have impressed them enough and Brit not enough to warrant their concerns while the boys happen to be in her care.
Britney Spears is turning 26 today. The pop star and frequent paparazzi princess was spotted at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style last evening where she did some celebrating amongst the likes of Alli Sims, Paris Hilton, and Sharon Stone. At the present time it is unknown how Brit Brit will be celebrating, though you can bet it will be splashed across the gossip rags come tomorrow morning.
All of us at Gossip Giants wish the former pop star a Happy Birthday and hope with age brings wisdom. This is Britney we’re talking about though so it is pretty certain that she won’t. Nevertheless, we could only hope for the best! For those celebrating with Britney we hope they plan to bring their designated driver and avoid DUIs or running over members of the Paparazi. It’s a small order, but one that is necessary where Britney is concerned.
It can be hard to keep up with Brit Brit, but we’re going to try. There have been multiple stories on Britney in the past few days. Let’s try to catch up on the latest Brit Brit drama shall we?
Brit Still Driving with Kids According to TMZ:
According to TMZ, Britney is still allowed to drive with the children, despite K-Fed attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan’s attempt at changing the terms of custody to deny Britney the right to drive with the children in the car. This comes after a video aired on TMZ, showing Britney with Jayden James and Sean Preston riding in the car as Britney ran a red light.
Let’s not forget how many photogs feet Britney has run over or her multiple driving accidents. Kaplan has reason to want Britney to not be able to drive with the youngsters. However, that denial by the court has yet to happen.
TMZ posted a picture of Britney who picked the boys up at the Four Seasons. Her court appointed monitor was riding in the front seat with the boys in the back. Let’s hope the court monitor recommends Britney lose her license period.
Let’s face it Britney has so much news going on lately that it’s nearly impossible to keep up with it all. Rather than try to give you 600 posts on all of the stupid things she has done today I am going to narrow it down and fill you in on a little bit of everything.
Blackout News
It was big news that Britney debuted second only behind the Eagles for her newest CD, Blackout. The CD sold 290,000 copies in the first week, but as the second week is about to come to an end she has not even approached 100,000 copies. On Amazon she is 30 on the Top 100. This is the last of Britney’s worries though because when Alicia Keys CD comes out tomorrow no one will even remember Britney’s name.
Here is a breakdown of all the latest news about Brit Brit on November 11.
Britney is a Bad Driver and Mommy
Last week, Splash Online shot a video of Britney running a red light while sending a text message with the kids and monitor in the car. Kevin Federline’s attorney has requested that video to show that Britney is an unfit parent. This makes perfect sense because the failed drug test, the missing drug tests, the bad performances, the leaving your kids in the car to shop, and the multiple other things just aren’t enough proof. Who is the judge on this case? Ito?
I have absolutely no idea who Cheryl Cole is. Apparently she’s a singer, but I don’t know what she sings. Regardless of this fact, I find this bit of news extremely hilarious in nature. Cheryl Cole says that Britney Spears used to be her idol. Unfortunately, these days, things have changed and she is now saying that Spears is a nutcase.
Cheryl told The Sun:
“It’s devastating to see Britney like this. It’s so sad, she needs help. She’s mentally ill. She’s someone I idolized growing up and I wanted to be like her. She was amazing and had the whole package. It’s such a shame. I just want to hug her. I’ve said that she can come to my house and I’ll look after her - but she’s rejecting people. Denial, that’s what that is. It looks like she’s got post-natal depression that’s got out of control.”
Justin Timberlake is listed as the co-director of the following new Duran Duran video. Take a look at how the video goes and you will get the message loud and clear. The video begins with a little dialogue of a nappy, drink holding celebrity who is being forced into rehab but doesn’t want to go because nothing is wrong with her.
The guards take her away and she even trips on her high heels before she refuses to walk and makes them drag her. The video shows her getting an attitude and not wanting to deal with rehab. By the end of the video they show her leaving rehab and going back to the liquor.
So what do you think? Is this new video (with a song that isn’t bad, I might add) a message to Spears or is it just coincidence?
First let me just say…Eww. I don’t want to think of Britney Spears fantasizing about anything. However, I guess Britney was liquored up (I am just guessing, but considering the odds…you know I’m right) and was caught in a game of truth or dare with friends.
When asked about a secret crush she revealed she had the hots for a chick. More specifically she has the hots for Kim Kardashian. Britney actually said that Kim was a horny beast. WTF does that mean? She likes to fuck buffalo? Maybe it was just one of those Southern metaphors and it really means something else.
According to The Sun, Britney Said:
“I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast.”
Britney had such high hopes for Jamie Lynn. She was hoping she wouldn’t get pregnant at such a young age. She wanted her to be off having fun and appreciating her life. Unfortunately, all the heart-to-hearts did not make a difference with the crazy and failing pop star, and in the end, teenage hormones and a lack of condoms won out.
In a funny twist of fate, the mother of Britney Spears is showing that she’s definitely not the mother of the year. While one daughter is off going crazy the other is off getting knocked up at 16. Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears and her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge will be having a baby.
If this year has taught me anything it’s that Britney is in the wrong line of business. Instead of marketing bad perfume or substandard music she should be marketing her stupidity. If she did that she really could be the next Bill Gates. She could make more than she’s ever dreamed. The reason I am suggesting this move for Brit is because it’s rumored that she’s planning to get married yet again. This time she plans to marry Sam Lufti.
Way #1 to not get back your kids - Steal something then brag about it on national and/or international television.
Documents from the Brit Brit/K-Fed custody hearings have finally been released. Included in the 300+ documents released to the public by the court are some of the documents from DCFS (Department of Children and Family Services). These documents list their concerns about the welfare of Jayden James and Sean Preston, while in the care of their mother, Ms. Britney Lynn Spears.
It can be hard to keep up with Brit Brit, but we’re going to try. There have been multiple stories on Britney in the past few days. Let’s try to catch up on the latest Brit Brit drama shall we?
Let’s face it Britney has so much news going on lately that it’s nearly impossible to keep up with it all. Rather than try to give you 600 posts on all of the stupid things she has done today I am going to narrow it down and fill you in on a little bit of everything.
I have absolutely no idea who Cheryl Cole is. Apparently she’s a singer, but I don’t know what she sings. Regardless of this fact, I find this bit of news extremely hilarious in nature. Cheryl Cole says that Britney Spears used to be her idol. Unfortunately, these days, things have changed and she is now saying that Spears is a nutcase.
First let me just say…Eww. I don’t want to think of Britney Spears fantasizing about anything. However, I guess Britney was liquored up (I am just guessing, but considering the odds…you know I’m right) and was caught in a game of truth or dare with friends.
