It was bound to happen sooner or later. Thanks to a high profile custody case, the financial worth and spending habits of both Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin (FedEx) Federline have been revealed. Shockingly enough, the bitch blows money like men snort lines off her chest – quickly.
Documents are stating that Britney earns close to $9 Million a year. Meanwhile, in 2006 Kevin earned about $500,000, $3,300 was from his huge hit, Popozao. Of this half a million though, Federline paid much of it out and ended up with very little. Needless to say he has been receiving $20,000 in spousal support which is about to run out. When it comes to the kids, Federline is given $15,000 in support each month from Mama Spears. This isn’t a big loss though, I mean, she spends more on clothes each month than that.
You’d think with all the cash she spends she’d buy a decent weave or something that actually flatters her love handles. I’m serious, Britney needs a new stylist, ya’ll.
Britney Spears has developed a new way to tell men how she feels. She doesn’t mess around with I Love You’s or blow jobs anymore. Well, maybe sometimes but not when trying to tell men how she really feels. Nowadays she just gives them something they will be sure to never forget. She runs over their foot.
That’s right police officer Stanley Mosk, Britney so loves you dude! You should feel honored. This makes Stanley the second guy in a month or so who got a personalized foot rub from Spears. It’s no wonder that she is being investigated by the cops and by the way, didn’t she just get her license? That sure doesn’t look good Brit!
The LA County Sheriff’s Department has filed a collision complaint against Britney after the accident with Mosk as she was exiting the Court house after her custody hearing last Friday. According to the latest news, Mosk is using crutches and can only perform light duty.
Britney Spears has gone and pissed off the Catholics well after she pissed off most mothers, girls her age, and pretty much anyone with a normal sense of decency. After all of that, the Catholics catch on and it only takes one picture to make them do so.
From the sounds of things, the picture appears in Britney’s new CD, Blackout. The picture in question is of Britney sitting on the lap of a priest. As if God could even help this crazy bitch now.
The NY Post Says:
A picture of Brit perched on the lap of a priest in her new album “Blackout” is being called “the bottom of the barrel” by Bill Donohue, President of the New York-based Catholic League…”She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”
Valerie Bertinelli spoke to Entertainment Tonight and she had some harsh words for Britney. They aren’t words she will be following any time soon, but they count as advice none the less. Bertinelli decided to speak out because she is sick of seeing Britney’s 360 daily trips to Starbucks and the gas station. She doesn’t understand how people could need to make that many trips to those spots in one day.
Her advice to Britney was simple:
“If you’re gonna have children that young, stay at home and take care of them… Put your underwear on and stay home.”
So she’s not only sick of seeing Britney get gas and get Starbucks, she’s also tired of her vagina, too. You know what I think? I think Valerie should recruit Britney to be one of the Jenny Craig girls. They could bond and lose weight together. It would be good for both of them.
Jon Weece of Southland Christian Church leads over 8,000 members of his congregation in Kentucky. This brave soul believes that he can help Britney Spears and so can all of his loyal Christian church members. In a sermon and on his blog, Weece said, “Take a few minutes and write a note to Britney Spears. No preaching. No criticizing. Just Love. As a church, let’s love Britney the way Jesus loves her.”
Weece states that one of the things that motivated him was how he read damaging headlines concerning Britney. He stated that, “in the world’s eyes, she’s young, beautiful, talented, successful…”
It seems amazing to me that if the world sees her as all these things why would she have negative headlines at all? Shouldn’t we be worshipping her? We should all send her email saying how great her hat looks or how you can tell her weave is recycled from shag carpet.
Kfed’s new girlfriend, lover, or whatever she is, (former Playmate) Nicole Narain, recently spoke at length with News of the World. Apparently she wanted to get some things off her chest. Most of those things had to do with Britney. She wanted to tell the world about how destructive Britney is and why Kevin fears for his children.
Nicole starts by saying that Kevin has said:
“She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”
She goes on to explain the main reasons why Kev left Brit. Reasons included:
This is what Britney told an Extra reporter as she made her way through the hallway and towards the courtroom for her latest child custody hearing. Apparently, Brit had a hard time with her court session and was seen going into and leaving the bathroom at least three times by TMZ.
Some say it was the parenting coach and her negative report that made her have these little fits. Others feel it was the fact that the judge has not been able to make a decision in her favor. However, Federline’s attorney did say that the kids would each spend one night with each parent this weekend. It is being speculated that a decision will be made on Tuesday, if not Monday.
I just can’t get over what a great message this is. It’s also what got her into trouble. Just think about it. Let’s dissect all of Britney’s problems.
When Esquire picked the Sexiest women alive, no one was really that impressed. Everyone has little lists on who they believe is the hottest, the sexiest, and the best. What about the people that aren’t the best? Maxim has decided to give the title to the five unsexiest celebrity bitches.
Here are their picks and why they picked them.
5. Britney Spears – The reasons cited for her unsexiness include lack of performance ability and the addition of two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds.
4. Madonna – Reasons for her lack of hotness are because she used to be on the top of the porn lists and was a sexual pioneer, but after marriage that went down hill. They go on to say, “Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.”
3. Sandra Oh – The Grey’s Anatomy actress is cited as unsexy for her boyish figure and her cold bedside manner.
The following widget should give you a little taste of what’s to come in Britney’s new CD, Blackout. It comes out in a couple of days. If you’re smart you will skip this one and buy “Chipmunks Howling” because that CD is likely to be better and hey, who doesn’t like nature sounds anyway?
So check out the tune – or tunes. I didn’t listen because Britney scares me, and let us know what you think. Are you going to buy Britney’s new CD?
Mind you the two aren’t together forever again. This is just a temporary pairing for a parenting without partnering course. The class teaches parents who are divorced how to be parents without causing conflict in the lives of their children. Obviously, Britney could use some lessons on parenting without conflict since her life is one huge conflict waiting to happen.
TMZ had mentioned that the class should last for a few hours and involve a parenting coach. The goal is to teach parents to raise their children. Continue reading →
Britney, Britney, Britney. At this rate, I can just stop reporting any other gossip and make you the local sideshow. Lord knows you are anyway. In this minute (I say minute, because I am sure more is coming) of Britney news, Spears has pissed off her parenting coach. While she just got visitation back over the weekend, by Monday she had made her parenting coach mad enough to have to submit an incredibly negative report. In fact, some are saying the report was so negative that she may be in jeopardy where the boys are concerned.
Britney really needs some better people around her. Every day there is new stupid news about something dumb her or Camp Britney (whoever they are this week) has done. You would think she would hire someone that has a bigger brain than her. I mean when a person is such an idiot you make Bullwinkle seem like Einstein, you would think that she’d want all the help she could get. Oh well Forrest, I guess stupid is as stupid does.
It’s natural that Spears would want to put the whole “Gimme More” VMA thing behind her considering how bad it was. However, in the midst of ignoring the performance, someone forgot to pay the backup dancers. Sure, some of them got some of their pay, but none of them seemed to get all of it.
Just the other day, we told you that Britney’s parenting coach wanted nothing to do with Britney. Honestly, who can blame her? With all the trouble that Britney has caused, I wouldn’t want to be in the same car with her either, especially considering the way the crazy bitch drives!
However, the two have become friends or at least the parenting coach was forced to be at Britney’s beck and call when she got visitation rights for her kids back. This weekend Brit, the boo boos, and the parenting coach were seen driving around Studio City. Brit went all out and even had pumpkins on the dashboard.
Britney doesn’t do too well with the employees that are meant to follow her around unless she is hiring them. According to TMZ, Britney’s parenting coach has had enough of her fruity, messed up and irresponsible ways! For the second or third time in recent weeks Britney ditched her parenting coach and they are ready to quit!
Britney scheduled a day where the parenting coach was set to come to Brit’s Malibu mansion. However, when the coach arrived Britney was not at home. Who knew where she was? Maybe they should have checked the local Starbucks!
The coach ended up calling the court commissioner and requested that the visits stop because they just weren’t getting anywhere! She’s trying ya’ll…Geez, why ya gotta be so cruel?
It was bound to happen sooner or later. Thanks to a high profile custody case, the financial worth and spending habits of both Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin (FedEx) Federline have been revealed. Shockingly enough, the bitch blows money like men snort lines off her chest – quickly.
Britney Spears has developed a new way to tell men how she feels. She doesn’t mess around with I Love You’s or blow jobs anymore. Well, maybe sometimes but not when trying to tell men how she really feels. Nowadays she just gives them something they will be sure to never forget. She runs over their foot.
Britney Spears has gone and pissed off the Catholics well after she pissed off most mothers, girls her age, and pretty much anyone with a normal sense of decency. After all of that, the Catholics catch on and it only takes one picture to make them do so.
Valerie Bertinelli spoke to Entertainment Tonight and she had some harsh words for Britney. They aren’t words she will be following any time soon, but they count as advice none the less. Bertinelli decided to speak out because she is sick of seeing Britney’s 360 daily trips to Starbucks and the gas station. She doesn’t understand how people could need to make that many trips to those spots in one day.
Jon Weece of Southland Christian Church leads over 8,000 members of his congregation in Kentucky. This brave soul believes that he can help Britney Spears and so can all of his loyal Christian church members. In a sermon and on his blog, Weece said, “Take a few minutes and write a note to Britney Spears. No preaching. No criticizing. Just Love. As a church, let’s love Britney the way Jesus loves her.”
Kfed’s new girlfriend, lover, or whatever she is, (former Playmate) Nicole Narain, recently spoke at length with News of the World. Apparently she wanted to get some things off her chest. Most of those things had to do with Britney. She wanted to tell the world about how destructive Britney is and why Kevin fears for his children.
“Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!”
When Esquire picked the Sexiest women alive, no one was really that impressed. Everyone has little lists on who they believe is the hottest, the sexiest, and the best. What about the people that aren’t the best? Maxim has decided to give the title to the five unsexiest celebrity bitches.
Mind you the two aren’t together forever again. This is just a temporary pairing for a parenting without partnering course. The class teaches parents who are divorced how to be parents without causing conflict in the lives of their children. Obviously, Britney could use some lessons on parenting without conflict since her life is one huge conflict waiting to happen.
Britney, Britney, Britney. At this rate, I can just stop reporting any other gossip and make you the local sideshow. Lord knows you are anyway. In this minute (I say minute, because I am sure more is coming) of Britney news, Spears has pissed off her parenting coach. While she just got visitation back over the weekend, by Monday she had made her parenting coach mad enough to have to submit an incredibly negative report. In fact, some are saying the report was so negative that she may be in jeopardy where the boys are concerned.
Britney really needs some better people around her. Every day there is new stupid news about something dumb her or Camp Britney (whoever they are this week) has done. You would think she would hire someone that has a bigger brain than her. I mean when a person is such an idiot you make Bullwinkle seem like Einstein, you would think that she’d want all the help she could get. Oh well Forrest, I guess stupid is as stupid does.
Just the other day, we told you that Britney’s parenting coach wanted nothing to do with Britney. Honestly, who can blame her? With all the trouble that Britney has caused, I wouldn’t want to be in the same car with her either, especially considering the way the crazy bitch drives!
Britney doesn’t do too well with the employees that are meant to follow her around unless she is hiring them. According to TMZ, Britney’s parenting coach has had enough of her fruity, messed up and irresponsible ways! For the second or third time in recent weeks Britney ditched her parenting coach and they are ready to quit!
