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Paris was in Russia recently. She does so many stupid things that it’s almost like I don’t need to go on. However, as much as I hate to talk about her, there is this little special place within me that finds it to be a guilty pleasure. While Paris was in Russia she came across some little people that were dressed as Smurfs for a promotional event.

Paris went on to tell her friend that she loved Smurfs and wanted to add them to her collection. It just goes to show that the South Park episode where Paris wants to adopt Butters and put him in a bear suit wasn’t too far off. It’s a good thing that she didn’t take them home, there would have been a mass suicide of the little people that she caught.

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Amid rumors that Tiffany Pollard is pregnant, the I Love New York reality star has admitted she wants to be a mother. Even scarier is the idea that Pollard hopes it happens sooner rather than later. After discussing speculation that one of the men from the second season of I Love New York got her pregnant, Pollard had this to say:

“There’s something that’s going on with me right now and…uh, I’m almost ready for mommyhood. I’m really nervous and I can’t believe I just said that, but there’s something starting to tick in me.”

“And you know, I’m only 25, I’ll be 26 in January, and I’m almost to that point where I can almost see myself being a mommy, like, real soon! So I think that’s next.”

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Way #1 to not get back your kids - Steal something then brag about it on national and/or international television.

It seems Brit Brit’s new Realtor, man, flavor of the moment, isn’t the only one who appears to be as dumb as a stump. Is Britney unaware that she’s on thin ice when it comes to her child custody hearing? I don’t think now would be the ideal time to start stealing things and then bragging about it to the paparazzi. She really has nothing up there, in her head, does she?

Britney has done plenty of stupid crap in the past year or twelve, but this one really takes the cake. After driving around, and around, and around in circles, TMZ is reporting that Britney stopped at a Van Nuys gas station to buy some gum. That seems like the way to get attention from the paparazzi. You know she was just asking for it!

To further the absurdity of her trip, Brit double back and headed into the gas station, snatched a lighter, and ran out triumphantly. It was like a 12 year old, snatching a candy bar and being proud they got away with it without the store clerk finding out. How juvenile of Britney, but boy was she proud of it.

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Britney Spears is turning 26 today. The pop star and frequent paparazzi princess was spotted at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style last evening where she did some celebrating amongst the likes of Alli Sims, Paris Hilton, and Sharon Stone. At the present time it is unknown how Brit Brit will be celebrating, though you can bet it will be splashed across the gossip rags come tomorrow morning.

All of us at Gossip Giants wish the former pop star a Happy Birthday and hope with age brings wisdom. This is Britney we’re talking about though so it is pretty certain that she won’t. Nevertheless, we could only hope for the best! For those celebrating with Britney we hope they plan to bring their designated driver and avoid DUIs or running over members of the Paparazi. It’s a small order, but one that is necessary where Britney is concerned.

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It can be hard to keep up with Brit Brit, but we’re going to try. There have been multiple stories on Britney in the past few days. Let’s try to catch up on the latest Brit Brit drama shall we?

Brit Still Driving with Kids According to TMZ:
According to TMZ, Britney is still allowed to drive with the children, despite K-Fed attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan’s attempt at changing the terms of custody to deny Britney the right to drive with the children in the car. This comes after a video aired on TMZ, showing Britney with Jayden James and Sean Preston riding in the car as Britney ran a red light.

Let’s not forget how many photogs feet Britney has run over or her multiple driving accidents. Kaplan has reason to want Britney to not be able to drive with the youngsters. However, that denial by the court has yet to happen.

TMZ posted a picture of Britney who picked the boys up at the Four Seasons. Her court appointed monitor was riding in the front seat with the boys in the back. Let’s hope the court monitor recommends Britney lose her license period.

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Who the hell is the judge in the Lo Ho DUI case? Furthermore, why can’t we get Kiefer Sutherland’s judge for her instead? A month or two in jail would do the junkie actress some good.

Lo Ho was ordered 4 days in jail and 10 days of community service. Allegedly, her debt has been paid as she served one day (supposedly) previously and got time counted for two of the days. As of Gossip Giants’ last Lo Ho story, she had one day left and more community service, but as of today, Lo Ho is claiming she has completed all her time served.

Her “last” day of jail time served lasted just 84 minutes. That gave her just enough time to give the sheriff a BJ and get all her fingerprinting and stuff done, too. No, we’re kidding about the BJ part (we don’t have proof of that one, but wouldn’t put it past Lindsay), but not the ‘brief’ time she spent in jail. Also, it is said she finished her 10 days of community service, but did anyone see Lindsay do more than the one day she spent working at the Red Cross?

The jailbird, Lo Ho turned herself in at the Lynwood Jail at 10:30 AM and was released by 11:54 AM. It was, after all, overcrowded, which is why she got away with serving just 84 minutes of her one day sentence. I’m sure she really learned her lesson. After being fingerprinted, having her mug shot taken, and all that other “official” jail stuff she spent a minimal amount of time in a holding cell before the sheriff at the jail let her go.

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While Kiefer Sutherland will be spending more than a few days in the slammer for his DUI conviction, pop princess Lo Ho is completing her “plea deal” community service. I’d much rather have Kiefer out helping people then Lo Ho, but the judge in her case must have felt sorry for her since she’s been in and out of rehab more times then I can count. For someone so young, Lo Ho has really put Drew Barrymore and other former child star, drug addicts to shame. I mean, most of them got clean after one rehab stint. Lo Ho is in and out so much she should just move into a facility for good and call it a day.

Of course, Lindsay’s former junkie boyfriend, Riley Giles, who she stole from Bree Tierney (who claims the two were engaged before Lo Ho came along) has been helping her through all the cravings. They go clubbing to forget about the drugs and partying. Sounds like the perfect solution to me. It just means the two are on a one way trip back to rehab. Still, with Giles as Lo Ho’s current flavor of the month, we’ll see how long he lasts. You never know. Junkies like to flock together, so this pairing couldn’t be more perfect.

Nevertheless, Lindsay has started her community service. She’s worked at the LA Red Cross as a volunteer. I don’t know if this was the 1st or 10th day of community service for Lo Ho. So, if you were planning to give blood, I’d be careful if you live in LA. I am not sure what they are having her do, but I can’t see anyone giving a junkie a needle. Sure, they know how to use them, but taking blood and putting something in the vein isn’t really the same thing. At least not in my book.

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I don’t get the whole “Hannah Montana” craze, nor do I think Miley Cyrus can even sing that well. I guess she’s helped to revive her father’s career, but that’s about it. Still, she has become the New Kids on the Block of the 21st century and we all know what happens to the NKOTB type of crazes. Let’s just hope Miley comes out of this with a little more sense then the boys from Boston did.

The first thing that has been going on in Miley’s life is pregnancy rumors. After the Vanessa Hudgens drama, wouldn’t this just be the icing on the cake for Disney? The overtly Christian Miley set the record straight saying she isn’t pregnant. She wants to live her life as she should and that means she will remain pure. We all know what those purity pledge signers mean by pure (with most of them having anal and oral sex since that isn’t real sex anyway right?) so Miley’s purity comment doesn’t warm my heart the way it should. That’s not to say she isn’t being truthful, but the truth has been stretched before right?

Still, it’s good to know that someone as young as Miley isn’t pregnant and if she is, she’s holding out longer then J Lo and going on tour. Nevertheless, these rumors are just that…rumors. That being said, what isn’t a rumor is Miley’s fan club drama. The teen queen seems to be having a problem with her fan club, Mileyworld, getting sued because members claim they were promised access to concert tickets, just by paying the $29.95 access fee to the fan club.

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I keep asking myself what the explanation for this is. Is she drunk, stupid, or just didn’t realize she has teeth to watch out for when she puts on her makeup? In truth, I don’t really care. The color almost makes her look good. Alright, it doesn’t make her look good at all, but it gives me a reason to look at her because I honestly don’t bother when she thinks she looks normal.

This little makeup mishap occurred at JJ Mahoney’s during Paris’ trip to Seoul. It’s really too bad. I mean look at how excited she is and the dumb bitch doesn’t even realize she’s sporting too much lipstick in the wrong spot. Of course, she could look at that bright side. If Revlon ever creates some Fire and Ice lipstick that is so fool proof any idiot can put it on correctly, she will surely get the endorsement deal. What’s even better? She saw plenty of people and none of them told her about her funked up teeth.

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The big day is coming for Nicole Richie. On November 18, 2007 the once coked out, anorexic celebrity will be having her baby shower. The paparazzi will be sure to attend due to a list of celebrities that are planning to be at the party. The celebrities planning to show up include Mischa Barton, Audrina Partridge, Lindsay Lohan, and of course, Paris Hilton. The baby shower is certain to be one that offers plenty of celebrity news and, hopefully in this case, all of it will be good.

When it comes to the menu, there are more details being offered up for this grand affair. Apparently, the menu is set to feature all of Nicole’s favorite foods. If you’re wondering what made the list we have listed some of the items below.

The menu includes Lemon Pepper Chicken, Cake, Fruit, Sushi, Lobster, and Coconut Shrimp. From the sounds of it everyone should have a great time. However, I can’t help but secretly hope for a catfight as they always make my job more interesting.

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The whiny, naggy, and ugly heiress of the Hilton clan was recently in a scuffle with Hallmark Cards. She decided to file a lawsuit claiming that Hallmark used her image to sell cards and that they need to pay her. The card depicts Paris with her head on a cartoon body, working as a waitress. Surprisingly enough, the card is the most flattering image of this overstuffed windbag that I’ve ever seen.

Hallmark has laughed off her suit stating the obvious when it comes to Hilton. They have responded by saying:

“Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.”

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I have absolutely no idea who Cheryl Cole is. Apparently she’s a singer, but I don’t know what she sings. Regardless of this fact, I find this bit of news extremely hilarious in nature. Cheryl Cole says that Britney Spears used to be her idol. Unfortunately, these days, things have changed and she is now saying that Spears is a nutcase.

Cheryl told The Sun:
“It’s devastating to see Britney like this. It’s so sad, she needs help. She’s mentally ill. She’s someone I idolized growing up and I wanted to be like her. She was amazing and had the whole package. It’s such a shame. I just want to hug her. I’ve said that she can come to my house and I’ll look after her - but she’s rejecting people. Denial, that’s what that is. It looks like she’s got post-natal depression that’s got out of control.”

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First let me just say…Eww. I don’t want to think of Britney Spears fantasizing about anything. However, I guess Britney was liquored up (I am just guessing, but considering the odds…you know I’m right) and was caught in a game of truth or dare with friends.

When asked about a secret crush she revealed she had the hots for a chick. More specifically she has the hots for Kim Kardashian. Britney actually said that Kim was a horny beast. WTF does that mean? She likes to fuck buffalo? Maybe it was just one of those Southern metaphors and it really means something else.

According to The Sun, Britney Said:

“I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast.”

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Every now and then a nobody marries a somebody. This usually doesn’t matter too much until the nobody and the somebody get divorced and the nobody becomes an even bigger whiny snatch monkey who cannot handle the lack of attention that they are getting. When this happens, the person begins spouting shit louder than the Bush Administration when talking about Iraq. Today’s nobody is Heather Mills.

Unfortunately, Mills has not realized that nobody could care less about her or who she thinks she is or what’s supposedly happening to her. She claims she didn’t want any money, yet word is that she stands to gain like $100 million from the divorce. I don’t want any money either. I wonder if Paul could just spare like $1 million for me.

Her stories have changed like Britney’s wigs, but this one says that Stella McCartney is to blame for the divorce that occurred. “Every single week Stella tried to break up our marriage,” the possibly mentally ill Mills said. “She was so jealous. Stella wasn’t interested in her dad’s happiness. I can’t protect her any longer. She’s done some evil, evil things.”

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