It was bound to happen sooner or later. Thanks to a high profile custody case, the financial worth and spending habits of both Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin (FedEx) Federline have been revealed. Shockingly enough, the bitch blows money like men snort lines off her chest – quickly.
Documents are stating that Britney earns close to $9 Million a year. Meanwhile, in 2006 Kevin earned about $500,000, $3,300 was from his huge hit, Popozao. Of this half a million though, Federline paid much of it out and ended up with very little. Needless to say he has been receiving $20,000 in spousal support which is about to run out. When it comes to the kids, Federline is given $15,000 in support each month from Mama Spears. This isn’t a big loss though, I mean, she spends more on clothes each month than that.
You’d think with all the cash she spends she’d buy a decent weave or something that actually flatters her love handles. I’m serious, Britney needs a new stylist, ya’ll.
Las Vegas will party with one less boozehound this season. Apparently, when Lindsay Lohan said she wasn’t looking forward to hosting that party at Pure in Las Vegas that meant she wasn’t going to host a party in Las Vegas.
Originally, Lindsay was scheduled to host her 21st birthday at Pure, but she backed out of that. When she backed out she was obligated to hold a shindig for the club thanks to contractual issues. They chose New Years Eve and everyone has been talking about how Lindsay would handle things, being on the wagon an all.
Now it’s being announced that she’s just not going to bother, contracts be damned! Lindsay’s rep has told the press that, “Lindsay will no longer be hosting New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas.” The rep mentioned the reasons for backing out as being the continuing need to “focus on her work and sobriety.”
Paris Hilton arrived in a porn store in Toronto the other day. She was dressed in a scary skeleton costume, but the workers knew it was her by the nasty voice and the stench. If you’re wondering why she’s there it was because she was attempting to rescue the souls of the downtrodden. She also wanted to offer any possible Rwandans that might be there, a candy bar.
No, actually she was there because she saw her picture in the window advertising her famous porn movie. She was seriously pissed off, too. Who could blame her? It really is an injustice to even ask someone to pay to see her naked when you can do it for free all over the Internet. The fu*king nerve of those people!
In the video below, a news source took the audio from the store that is currently in a bidding war over their store security tape, which has Hilton all over it. The audio has been placed in a transcript below in case you don’t want to hear her nappy voice.
“You guys can’t use my image in a porn store. I’m going to call my lawyer and sue the (expletive) out of this place.”
After tearing down the stores posters, she says:
“I really want them down because they’re mean and this is not right. I’m really serious, this is disgusting. And I want the other ones too or I’m calling the (expletive) cops.”
Kfed’s new girlfriend, lover, or whatever she is, (former Playmate) Nicole Narain, recently spoke at length with News of the World. Apparently she wanted to get some things off her chest. Most of those things had to do with Britney. She wanted to tell the world about how destructive Britney is and why Kevin fears for his children.
Nicole starts by saying that Kevin has said:
“She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”
She goes on to explain the main reasons why Kev left Brit. Reasons included:
This is what Britney told an Extra reporter as she made her way through the hallway and towards the courtroom for her latest child custody hearing. Apparently, Brit had a hard time with her court session and was seen going into and leaving the bathroom at least three times by TMZ.
Some say it was the parenting coach and her negative report that made her have these little fits. Others feel it was the fact that the judge has not been able to make a decision in her favor. However, Federline’s attorney did say that the kids would each spend one night with each parent this weekend. It is being speculated that a decision will be made on Tuesday, if not Monday.
I just can’t get over what a great message this is. It’s also what got her into trouble. Just think about it. Let’s dissect all of Britney’s problems.
According to fellow blogger Jonathan Jaxson, Pamela Anderson does everything but the kitchen sink. His sources are saying that Pam does cocaine for weeks and that they haven’t seen her sober in years. Anybody with semi-able eye sight can see that the bitch is messed up. I mean, her taste in men is off and she acts more screwed up than Anna Nicole ever did….well maybe not that screwed up, but definitely close.
“She is out of control,” the friend says. “She knows she is going to die soon, so she continues to party out of control thinking nothing of it. Never does she mention her kids. Her marriage to Rick Solomon, nicknamed by Pam and friends as “Scum,” was something to full-fill her immediate emotional needs. We have all known one another for years and nothing ever sparked between them until recently!”
The following widget should give you a little taste of what’s to come in Britney’s new CD, Blackout. It comes out in a couple of days. If you’re smart you will skip this one and buy “Chipmunks Howling” because that CD is likely to be better and hey, who doesn’t like nature sounds anyway?
So check out the tune – or tunes. I didn’t listen because Britney scares me, and let us know what you think. Are you going to buy Britney’s new CD?
Does Michael Lohan ever shut his mouth? I mean seriously. The only reason anyone talks to him is because he’s Lindsay’s former junkie father. Of course, with his new God peddling ways I am beginning to think he moved from cocaine to crack.
Extra spoke to Michael as he wanted to promote “GodMen” his faith based event. Of course, before long the interview turned to Lindsay. Isn’t that what everyone who discusses religion talks about? Michael had plenty to say about Lindsay, Riley, and even some words about Dina, too.
On Lindsay:
“All I’ll say is that she’s in the right place in her heart and mind and soul,” He goes on to say, “I feel blessed by being back in her life. I feel blessed that she’s back on the right path, that she’s found the right place in her life. She’s a blessed kid.”
Lindsay Lohan made plenty of money when she agreed to host her birthday party at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas. However, problems came up when she skipped the party for rehab (like there was a point in that…) Now Lindsay owes the owners, Pure Management Group tons of money that she doesn’t have to give them. As a result, Loho is under contractual agreement with Pure to host a New Years Eve Party!
US Magazine says Lindsay is not happy with the idea of hosting on the holiday, but that she has little choice thanks to her contract. I wonder what they are going to call that party…”Party Like a Junkie…The New Years Eve – Lindsay Lohan BLOW out.”
Mind you the two aren’t together forever again. This is just a temporary pairing for a parenting without partnering course. The class teaches parents who are divorced how to be parents without causing conflict in the lives of their children. Obviously, Britney could use some lessons on parenting without conflict since her life is one huge conflict waiting to happen.
TMZ had mentioned that the class should last for a few hours and involve a parenting coach. The goal is to teach parents to raise their children. Continue reading →
Britney, Britney, Britney. At this rate, I can just stop reporting any other gossip and make you the local sideshow. Lord knows you are anyway. In this minute (I say minute, because I am sure more is coming) of Britney news, Spears has pissed off her parenting coach. While she just got visitation back over the weekend, by Monday she had made her parenting coach mad enough to have to submit an incredibly negative report. In fact, some are saying the report was so negative that she may be in jeopardy where the boys are concerned.
Britney really needs some better people around her. Every day there is new stupid news about something dumb her or Camp Britney (whoever they are this week) has done. You would think she would hire someone that has a bigger brain than her. I mean when a person is such an idiot you make Bullwinkle seem like Einstein, you would think that she’d want all the help she could get. Oh well Forrest, I guess stupid is as stupid does.
It’s natural that Spears would want to put the whole “Gimme More” VMA thing behind her considering how bad it was. However, in the midst of ignoring the performance, someone forgot to pay the backup dancers. Sure, some of them got some of their pay, but none of them seemed to get all of it.
Lindsay and newest boyfriend and fellow addict, Riley Giles might be claiming that they are not engaged, but not everyone is agreeing with that statement. JJ Ryan who works at KFRX Radio in Nebraska claims that Riley is the one out spouting the good news about him and loose lipped (in more ways than one) Lindsay.
OK Magazine Says:
Radio host JJ Ryan at KFRX radio in Nebraska says snowboarder Riley Giles [told him] that he’s engaged to girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. JJ then claims that Lindsay and Riley got engaged at the Utah resort the actress stayed at after she first exited rehab. JJ tells OK! that it was Riley himself who revealed he was engaged.
After Britney Spears lost her visitation rights, Kevin’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan spoke to Extra saying that she will get time with her boo boo’s in the near future. Kaplan told Extra that Britney’s visits, “will be reinstated fairly soon, probably by the next scheduled date.”
The next date is October 26. Kaplan is planning to listen to various court appointed experts at that hearing that have looked at the quality of the parenting and have observed the custody situation. Kaplan went on to voice Federline’s frustration saying, “it’s frustrating the time it takes to move forward…there’s an evaluation in place, and those take a long time. They take four to six months.”
He also mentioned that both Britney and Kevin want the proceedings to be finished as soon as possible and that Kevin wants Britney to be in the kid’s lives. “He wants the kids to be structured, to be in a structured environment, regardless of the home that they’re in. That’s why he brought the action that he did.”
It was bound to happen sooner or later. Thanks to a high profile custody case, the financial worth and spending habits of both Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin (FedEx) Federline have been revealed. Shockingly enough, the bitch blows money like men snort lines off her chest – quickly.
Las Vegas will party with one less boozehound this season. Apparently, when Lindsay Lohan said she wasn’t looking forward to hosting that party at Pure in Las Vegas that meant she wasn’t going to host a party in Las Vegas.
Paris Hilton arrived in a porn store in Toronto the other day. She was dressed in a scary skeleton costume, but the workers knew it was her by the nasty voice and the stench. If you’re wondering why she’s there it was because she was attempting to rescue the souls of the downtrodden. She also wanted to offer any possible Rwandans that might be there, a candy bar.
Kfed’s new girlfriend, lover, or whatever she is, (former Playmate) Nicole Narain, recently spoke at length with News of the World. Apparently she wanted to get some things off her chest. Most of those things had to do with Britney. She wanted to tell the world about how destructive Britney is and why Kevin fears for his children.
“Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!”
According to fellow blogger Jonathan Jaxson, Pamela Anderson does everything but the kitchen sink. His sources are saying that Pam does cocaine for weeks and that they haven’t seen her sober in years. Anybody with semi-able eye sight can see that the bitch is messed up. I mean, her taste in men is off and she acts more screwed up than Anna Nicole ever did….well maybe not that screwed up, but definitely close.
Does Michael Lohan ever shut his mouth? I mean seriously. The only reason anyone talks to him is because he’s Lindsay’s former junkie father. Of course, with his new God peddling ways I am beginning to think he moved from cocaine to crack.
Lindsay Lohan made plenty of money when she agreed to host her birthday party at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas. However, problems came up when she skipped the party for rehab (like there was a point in that…) Now Lindsay owes the owners, Pure Management Group tons of money that she doesn’t have to give them. As a result, Loho is under contractual agreement with Pure to host a New Years Eve Party!
Mind you the two aren’t together forever again. This is just a temporary pairing for a parenting without partnering course. The class teaches parents who are divorced how to be parents without causing conflict in the lives of their children. Obviously, Britney could use some lessons on parenting without conflict since her life is one huge conflict waiting to happen.
Britney, Britney, Britney. At this rate, I can just stop reporting any other gossip and make you the local sideshow. Lord knows you are anyway. In this minute (I say minute, because I am sure more is coming) of Britney news, Spears has pissed off her parenting coach. While she just got visitation back over the weekend, by Monday she had made her parenting coach mad enough to have to submit an incredibly negative report. In fact, some are saying the report was so negative that she may be in jeopardy where the boys are concerned.
Britney really needs some better people around her. Every day there is new stupid news about something dumb her or Camp Britney (whoever they are this week) has done. You would think she would hire someone that has a bigger brain than her. I mean when a person is such an idiot you make Bullwinkle seem like Einstein, you would think that she’d want all the help she could get. Oh well Forrest, I guess stupid is as stupid does.
After Britney Spears lost her visitation rights, Kevin’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan spoke to Extra saying that she will get time with her boo boo’s in the near future. Kaplan told Extra that Britney’s visits, “will be reinstated fairly soon, probably by the next scheduled date.”
