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It’s so rare to be able to make people laugh. Sure, some people don’t like how Sarah Silverman calls Paris a slut or makes fun of Britney’s baby’s mistakes. However, let’s consider this for a moment. Paris was seen last night trying to be Diddy’s jacket, hanging all over him, and obviously pretty drunk. She can say she’s not that kind of girl, but she sure looks like it to everyone else.

Meanwhile, there is Britney. I do not doubt that she thinks she loves her kids, but would you seriously want her for a mother? She wasn’t sober last night and even if she claims she was, she wasn’t after the show when she was out showing her snatch to the entire Downtown Las Vegas area. The pictures are on the Internet already, but due to their unattractive nature we have opted to leave them out.

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It must be hard being unattractive and bitter. Paris was not showing her giving, beautiful side of her changed ways this weekend. At LAX, Paris met up with pregnant pop star Christina Aguilera. Christina was with husband Jordan Bratman and some of her friends. Hilton was seen touching Christina’s belly and speaking with her, but Christina had no idea of Hilton’s plans.

People Magazine is reporting that Hilton got on the loud speaker at LAX to make a little announcement. “Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You’re gorgeous.”

Clubgoers noticed Christina looked shocked as she dropped her head to her husband’s shoulder in disbelief. However, she recovered quickly and laughed it off as the crowd including Adrien Grenier, Criss Angel, and Melanie Brown all cheered in response to the good news.

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Paris has told magazines recently that she is looking to have a baby in the next year. Of course, she’s no ho. She wants a man, too. He doesn’t need to be good looking, according to Hilton. He just needs to be an all-around great guy that can make her laugh and will be loyal. Could 50 be her man? As she gets into the best possible pregnancy ready shape while club hopping, Hilton is seen posing for cameras on 50 who obviously doesn’t mind the photo op, but doesn’t look to into the porno-ready poses that Hilton is offering.

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Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark Cards because apparently the socialite that is known for nothing good is also unable to take a joke. She claims that Hallmark is using her likeness without her permission on a parody-style greeting card entitled “Paris’ First Day as a Waitress.”

I seriously don’t get why she’s whining. As someone who has been a waitress, I am certain that Paris couldn’t hack it. Well, maybe in one of those Chinese bars where they serve penis on plates, but that’s for another article entirely.

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We all knew it was bound to happen. Her days of stuffing a puppy in her purse and toting it along the red carpet are over. These days, Paris wants a kid in her purse instead. The 26 year old, non-talented, embarrassment to human intelligence told Elle Magazine that she wants to have a baby by next year. With this in mind, she is committed to getting her body ready for the exciting event. I am assuming that she means she wants to get pregnant next year or else, she doesn’t know how the scheduling thing works.

According to sources, Paris told them, “I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it’s time for me to grow up and take responsibility – and the best way to do that is to become a mother.”

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It’s official. The 85 year old behind such great comics as X-Men and Spiderman has officially lost his mind. Stan Lee is planning some new comic creations and while some might be watchable, such as Hugh Hefner as a Secret Agent or Ringo Starr, some of the other options aren’t as hip. Paris Hilton as a Superhero is one idea that television could do without. However, Lee doesn’t agree.

Lee told the New York Post that the show idea involved Paris in a “hip comedy in the superhero comedy-adventure genre.” I can see it now…Super Shoe Girl or the Bible-Toting Captain DUI.

Lee went on to say, “We get on very well. This is a charming, very likable person. Sophisticated. Great comedic sense. A fine voice. And seriously hard-working. Totally unlike whatever the public is led to believe. And she has input. She attends every meeting. What we plan to do is truly tasteful.”

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So, Kim Kardashian did the fashionable thing and made a sex tape. It would be old news if she’d quit talking about it. However, now she wants people to know the truth. Yes she and Ray-J were doing it on tape, but she did not, I mean absolutely not…pee on him. The girl has standards, you know.

Reports have suggested that during the sex tape there were some freaky moments and crazy acts, but Kardashian says there is nothing there but regular sex. She goes on to say, “People were saying derogatory things (like) someone was getting urinated on. This hasn’t happened in my entire lifetime.”

That was sort of open ended. I wonder if she means, so far. She goes on to say, “I’m not knocking anyone else, but I’ve never personally participated in that. I think it’s degrading.”

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Nicole Richie News

The pregnant celebrity, who is not known for any specific talent other than DUIs and weight loss, is reportedly working on her debut album. This shouldn’t come as a huge surprise considering the company she keeps. Nicole was adopted by Lionel Richie, is engaged to Joel Madden, and her BFF is (or was) the world wide pop success, Paris Hilton. Alright, two out of three isn’t bad, right? Nicole is pursuing a music career, but there are currently no reports or information on her music sound or when the music might be released to the public.

Britney needs to give us less

By now you have heard the singles, Gimme More and Cold as Fire, if not you can check them out here on Gossip Giants. Jive Records reports that Gimme More will be the lead track from the new album that will be due out on November 13. The first single, Gimme More was played for the first time on a NYC radio station, Z-100. Word is still out on how many people got sick from hearing that crap.

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Earlier this week we reported that Paris Hilton did the cover of GQ in Germany. Today we have a picture of Carmen Electra from a shoot that was done for FHM in Russia. Carmen looks absolutely amazing in each picture, but this is one of my favorites.

Now that you have seen Carmen and Paris in her shoot who do you think looks hotter? You can check out Paris in her photo shoot picture (nipple exposed and included) by going to the following link.

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Seriously, is it just me or is Paris Hilton heading down the path to Jenna Jameson land? This picture was shot the other night at Pure in Las Vegas. All I could think when I looked at it was Jenna (have you seen her new pics?!

They’re frightening to say the least!). I don’t expect much from Paris, but wow I guess jail really does harden a girl up because these pictures are not that flattering. She’s starting to look like an old, washed up porn star…Well, two out of three ain’t bad.

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When you think of good, upstanding, responsible women you think of Paris Hilton right? I know! Me, too! So, today came as no surprise when Paris’ nipple was plastered all over the Internet. In a photo shoot for GQ in Germany, Paris Hilton posed in various meant to be adorable poses, like she is seen here with the teddy bear. Only there’s one small problem with this picture. Apparently there was a teddy bear malfunction because if you look close enough you can see Hilton’s nipple.

The cover of the magazine exclaims, “We love Paris” with a cutesy little heart. I wonder how much it would cost to get them to take her off our hands…

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Thursday around 3:15 PM Pacific Time, a pregnant Nicole Richie was booked into the LA County Jail to serve her sentence. Richie who was accompanied by attorney Shawn Chapman Holley, and rocker boyfriend, Joel Madden was released on what was apparently good behavior, just 82 minutes later at 4:37 PM.

According to LA County Sheriff Deputy, Maribel Rizo, the time served was in accordance to her sentence and the federal court guidelines. During her booking and processing time, which likely took much of the hour, Richie was said to have a good demeanor and was cooperative, based on what reps had told The Insider.

Richie did her time, if she even saw a jail cell that is, in the same facility where gal pal, Paris Hilton did hard time for more than 21 days. Richie was sentenced to 90 hours, or around four days to the Century Regional Facility in Lynwood because she was caught driving under the influence.

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Family Reunion in Rehab
Dina and Grandma headed to Utah to see Lindsay in rehab. Currently, Lindsay is located in Utah’s Cirque Lodge, where she has a strict schedule that includes cleaning toilets, cleaning her room, and therapy sessions. Dina and crew have come on the day that the news should be announced about whether Lindsay will get out of her felonies or not. Here’s hoping that if she does get off they just celebrate on beef jerky and Gatorade rather than the alternatives.

Diamond Heiress Makes up with Hotel Heiress
Jury selection was set to begin today in a case against Paris Hilton. Diamond heiress Zeta Graff was planning on suing Paris for claims that she slandered Graff. According to the story, Paris told the NY Post that Zeta ripped a necklace off Paris’ body. Jury selection was called off as the case was settled yesterday though no word was given on if money changed hands, and if so, how much.

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First Celebrity Apprentice and now this. Apparently, Paris Hilton likes getting locked up a little more than we knew or else she doesn’t mind it as long as it’s not in a jail cell sans fruity drink concoctions.

The Sun is reporting that Paris is in talks concerning the Celebrity version of Big Brother and is considering signing up right after the New Year. Inside sources say they are in firm talks and they feel it would be a fantastic coup to get her. If they acquire the most famous person ever to have absolutely no talent it could cost them as much as seven figures.

Make no mistake though; the source wants you to know that all this money is not just about getting paid. “She wants people to see that she’s not a bimbo or a wild child.” They even go as far as saying that Paris is, “smart, and funny with lots of interesting things to say.”

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