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October 22nd, 2007 — Douche Bags, High Profile Figures, Family Drama
Ellen has taken a lot of heat lately for her tearful plea to get a dog back that she gave to her hairdresser’s family. However, now people are saying when it comes to Ellen, this behavior is pretty common. Howard Stern claims that he knows of about nine dogs that Ellen has done this to, in the past. Granted, it’s Howard Stern we’re talking about, but he’s not the only one making these claims.
Kerri Randles is a L.A. producer who is telling Page Six that Ellen adopted her male dog Stormy two years ago. Randles says Ellen had the dog two months or less before she gave him away to one of her staff members.
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October 20th, 2007 — Children and Pregnancy, Douche Bags, Brit Brit, Family Drama
Britney doesn’t do too well with the employees that are meant to follow her around unless she is hiring them. According to TMZ, Britney’s parenting coach has had enough of her fruity, messed up and irresponsible ways! For the second or third time in recent weeks Britney ditched her parenting coach and they are ready to quit!
Britney scheduled a day where the parenting coach was set to come to Brit’s Malibu mansion. However, when the coach arrived Britney was not at home. Who knew where she was? Maybe they should have checked the local Starbucks!
The coach ended up calling the court commissioner and requested that the visits stop because they just weren’t getting anywhere! She’s trying ya’ll…Geez, why ya gotta be so cruel?
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October 19th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Actors
Russell Crowe has been talking to Extra lately and apparently he feels the need to enable Britney and her insane behavior. Rather than calling her out for being a cracked out skank with mixed up priorities (that was me being nice, ya’ll), he is blaming the paparazzi for being mean evil monsters.
For real Crowe, who do you think is pumping that bitches gas and running her errands? We all know she’s normally too drunk to stand…Just look at how she drives?
Crowe says the paparazzi are to blame. I can see where he would get that. The paparazzi shaved her head. They made her miss parenting classes and drug tests. They plowed her with vodka and kept convincing her to show her vagina. Hey! Maybe they even lifted her skirt to make sure her vagina got the right light in the camera! They really are bastards!
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October 17th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Celebrity Relationships, Celebuskanks, Breakups, Pop Tarts
Lindsay Lohan is known for plenty of things. She used to be hot, was decent when it came to acting, liked to do cocaine, is a drunk, and the list could go on and on. One of the more recent things she is being known for is her ability to continually steal other women’s men. Apparently, the new boyfriend had a fiancé prior to this whole, dating Lindsay thing.
Us Reports:
Until recently, he was engaged to Murray, Utah, resident Bree Tierney. “Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, tells Us. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”
Seconds a source, “Lindsay may be in danger with Riley.” The concerns may be warranted: Giles escorted Lohan to the Hotel Bar & Nightclub in Salt Lake City on October 5 — the same day she checked out of rehab.
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October 16th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, celebutantes
Considering anyone normal would only want to be Paris for Halloween now is your chance. A website, DressupAmerica.com is selling Paris Hilton costumes and they are smoking hot. The best thing of all is that these costumes are the real deal. As you can see from the picture they offer you the best of Paris wear from the comforting memories of her jailbird collection.
The costume is not only affordable it comes with a long blonde wig. The sad thing is that the wig isn’t al high quality one, so your head might really make you look like you’re Britney Spears. Either way, you will be hot this Halloween whether you are Britney or Paris. You will be looking self-absorbed and ready for parole in no time.
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October 15th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Celebuskanks
You may not recognize the name Tara Reid. She’s a party girl (or was) who acted (poorly) in a couple of movies. Someone told her she was a celebrity, but the rest of the world hasn’t quite caught on to that memo. She’s ready to make a comeback though and she’s doing it by trashing fellow celebs who have tried to follow in her footsteps by offering Hollywood little (other than gossip) and expecting much love and adoration in return.
Reid spoke to FHM Online and had tons to say.
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October 9th, 2007 — Illness and Accidents, Beauty Queens, Douche Bags, Children and Pregnancy, Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Pop Tarts, Family Drama, Celebrity Crime, Jetsetting News, Actors
While I normally write multiple stories, I’m suffering from a severe pulled muscle in my shoulder, making it near impossible to type for long periods of time. Not wanting to disappoint Gossip Giant fans, I’ve compiled a list of some of the best gossip on the web, so you won’t have withdraws during my (hopefully) speedy recovery.
John Graziano Update: Court Nurse Gives Grim Prediction for Graziano’s Future
A Court Appointed Nurse has made a statement on the condition of John Graziano. As reported previously, Graziano was the passenger in Nick Bollea’s car when the two crashed during a high speed race. To find out what the nurse said, in unsealed court documents, check out the full story at Hotarazzi.
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September 25th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Actors
Star Magazine is reporting that Tom Cruise is stepping up his Scientology faith by building an underground bunker under his home in Telluride, Colorado. The bunker will have the ability to hold 10 people and will allow them to survive for years without having to come out. According to reports, the bunkers construction costs will be around $10 Million.
A source says that the high tech air-purifying system is, “a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survive for years.” The source also explains why Cruise needs this underground protection palace for the Scientologists. Continue reading →
September 20th, 2007 — High Profile Figures, Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Pop Tarts, celebutantes, Music News
Dear Jesus, what have we done? Chris Crocker (Whiny Britney Fan from You Tube) gets a TV Deal [Gawker]
Oscar is a Cross Dresser [Pop Crunch]
DListed Thinks Mario Took the Oscar Pics [DListed]
Nicole and Joel will Wait for Marriage [Fametastic]
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September 20th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Family Drama, Pop Tarts
Britney Spears is doing a bang up job of showing family court judges that they have nothing to worry about by letting her keep custody of her kids. In fact, just a day after a judge called her a habitual drug and alcohol user, she proved the judge wrong by going out and partying.
Britney was seen at two LA hot spots, Winston’s and Hyde recently according to Page Six. Monday Spears was ordered to take parenting classes for eight hours a week and she needs to have drug testing twice a week. Additionally, neither KFed nor Britney is allowed to do drugs or drink within 12 hours of being with the kids. Continue reading →
September 17th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Celebuskanks
I will admit that I have never listened to Charlotte Church’s music. I rarely even talk about her. I know she’s pregnant, has a boyfriend who she thinks should be tattooed so girls don’t fall on him, and she sings, but that’s about all I know. However, today I found the stupidest quote that I have ever heard come out of someone’s mouth and it is courtesy of Charlotte Church.
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September 15th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Family Drama
If this is true, I feel it’s time we just shut Broadway down. I will admit I am a fan. I like Chicago, Rent, and plenty of other things and performers on Broadway. One of the main things that I used to like about Broadway was that it was an elite club of TALENTED artists performing things you would not see anywhere else. Now it’s becoming the actor’s version of the Soup Kitchen. Out of work, under paid, and lack talent? No worries…get in line…Broadway has a part for you!
To prove my point let’s look at Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott. They apparently are in talks to do Chicago on Broadway. The duo would be the third husband and wife couple to play together in Chicago.
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September 15th, 2007 — Children and Pregnancy, Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, Family Drama, Pop Tarts
What could be one of the worst things in the world for the future of intelligence? If you were guessing Jessica Simpson reproducing then you are right! However, it gets even more amusing from there. Rather than reproducing with anyone, Simpson has picked her hair stylist Ken Paves to be the baby’s father!
A source talked to More Magazine and they had so much to say it leads me to believe that it’s just too good to be true!
“Jessica has considered adopting, but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy. She’s an old fashioned girl. I’m sure she wants a child who is biologically hers.”
This quote is a personal favorite of mine. She’s old fashioned and wants to have a baby, but when in doubt, let’s pick the hairdresser. Jesus, it’s like a future Jennifer Aniston movie.
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September 14th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Celebrity Crime
Investigators have questioned OJ Simpson and named him a suspect for another crime. The only difference is that this time it does not concern a double murder. OJ was questioned about a break in of a Las Vegas casino hotel room that contained sports memorabilia.
The break-in occurred at the Palace Station Casino on Thursday night. Jose Montoya, a spokesman for the police has confirmed that Simpson is a suspect in the investigation. Speaking of Simpson, he says, “When they talked to him, Simpson made the comment that he believed the memorabilia was his.”
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