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After reporting that Jamie Lynn is pregnant and Britney is crazy, I mentioned that Lynne’s book on parenting could not have come at a better time. I was quite excited to read it. Hell, I even planned to request a review copy so that I could let the world know what I thought. Unfortunately, the book is a no go, at least for now.

According to TMZ:

Lynne’s book — “Pop Culture Mom” — was supposed to come out this spring, but TMZ has confirmed that the pub date has now been “delayed indefinitely … It’s delayed, not canceled,” according to Thomas Nelson, the publisher. It had been pitched as “Lynne Spears’s personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community.”

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In a funny twist of fate, the mother of Britney Spears is showing that she’s definitely not the mother of the year. While one daughter is off going crazy the other is off getting knocked up at 16. Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears and her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge will be having a baby.

Jamie Lynn gave the story to OK Magazine for the exclusive. Jamie tells OK:

“I can’t say it was something I was planning to do right now, but now that it’s in my lap and that it’s something I have to deal with, I’m looking forward to being the best mom I can be.”

She has some advice for her fans, too:

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If this year has taught me anything it’s that Britney is in the wrong line of business. Instead of marketing bad perfume or substandard music she should be marketing her stupidity. If she did that she really could be the next Bill Gates. She could make more than she’s ever dreamed. The reason I am suggesting this move for Brit is because it’s rumored that she’s planning to get married yet again. This time she plans to marry Sam Lufti.

MSNBC Says:

In fact, an insider told the publication Britney already announced her marital ambitions to her lawyers and ex-hubby, Kevin Federline. “[The lawyers] begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn’t seem to be listening.”

K-Fed’s none too happy, either. “Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper,” said a family spy. “We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he’s alone with Brit. Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She’ll lose custody if she allows Sam around them; Kevin will make sure of it.”

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Documents from the Brit Brit/K-Fed custody hearings have finally been released. Included in the 300+ documents released to the public by the court are some of the documents from DCFS (Department of Children and Family Services). These documents list their concerns about the welfare of Jayden James and Sean Preston, while in the care of their mother, Ms. Britney Lynn Spears.

Britney wanted the judge to keep her schedule of custody private. She feels the paparazzi will try to infringe with her time with the boys and catch her…I don’t know…running red lights with them in the car, almost dropping them, and letting the lil buggers drive with her, while in her lap. I mean, she should be allowed to do that stuff in private, right?

Brit Brit and K-Fed have both been listed with DCFS as having “complaints” filled against them by random and anonymous parties for both neglect and abuse in relation to the boys. While most of the claims have been frivolous in nature, K-Fed must have impressed them enough and Brit not enough to warrant their concerns while the boys happen to be in her care.

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I swear all this bitch is known for is having kids and being ugly. Sure there is that Spice Girls thing, but its not like they can sing and she’s so thin that falling during a dance move will probably send her to the hospital. All that being said, OK Magazine thinks that Victoria Beckham is pregnant again. This, of course, leads us to ask…is David going blind because she is definitely getting uglier as time goes on. Stop breeding dude! If this keeps up the little swimmers are gonna be so afraid of the tunnel they will jump ship long before they make it down there.

Ok Magazine has a source that saw Posh at Petit Tresor, the posh baby store for celebrities and rich folk. They also claim that she has been speaking with interior designers about getting a nursery done in the couple’s new home. Rumor is that she’s keeping things on the DL because of the Spice Girls tour. Like anyone would miss a baby bump on a stick figure.

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Let’s face it Britney has so much news going on lately that it’s nearly impossible to keep up with it all. Rather than try to give you 600 posts on all of the stupid things she has done today I am going to narrow it down and fill you in on a little bit of everything.

Blackout News
It was big news that Britney debuted second only behind the Eagles for her newest CD, Blackout. The CD sold 290,000 copies in the first week, but as the second week is about to come to an end she has not even approached 100,000 copies. On Amazon she is 30 on the Top 100. This is the last of Britney’s worries though because when Alicia Keys CD comes out tomorrow no one will even remember Britney’s name.

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The big day is coming for Nicole Richie. On November 18, 2007 the once coked out, anorexic celebrity will be having her baby shower. The paparazzi will be sure to attend due to a list of celebrities that are planning to be at the party. The celebrities planning to show up include Mischa Barton, Audrina Partridge, Lindsay Lohan, and of course, Paris Hilton. The baby shower is certain to be one that offers plenty of celebrity news and, hopefully in this case, all of it will be good.

When it comes to the menu, there are more details being offered up for this grand affair. Apparently, the menu is set to feature all of Nicole’s favorite foods. If you’re wondering what made the list we have listed some of the items below.

The menu includes Lemon Pepper Chicken, Cake, Fruit, Sushi, Lobster, and Coconut Shrimp. From the sounds of it everyone should have a great time. However, I can’t help but secretly hope for a catfight as they always make my job more interesting.

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Here is a breakdown of all the latest news about Brit Brit on November 11.

Britney is a Bad Driver and Mommy
Last week, Splash Online shot a video of Britney running a red light while sending a text message with the kids and monitor in the car. Kevin Federline’s attorney has requested that video to show that Britney is an unfit parent. This makes perfect sense because the failed drug test, the missing drug tests, the bad performances, the leaving your kids in the car to shop, and the multiple other things just aren’t enough proof. Who is the judge on this case? Ito?

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If you hate your boyfriend/girlfriend’s mom the natural thing to do in this computer-oriented era is to bitch about them on Myspace. This is especially true when you can’t go out and do smack or get drunk.

OK Magazine has been checking out Riley’s Myspace. This is what they found:
“ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. WE. DO. NOT. WANT. she had the nerve to ask us to be on. no thanks!”

Ignoring his grammar issues I think the man is on to something here. Dina better be sucking up soon or her reality show is screwed. Without Lindsay and Riley making sounds from the bathroom (snorting or otherwise) this show is doomed to fail. Dina isn’t interesting enough and no one even knows her other kids’ names. Next thing you know, the bitch (aka White Oprah) will be making a VH1 show, where all the non-celebs end up on television.

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Every now and then a nobody marries a somebody. This usually doesn’t matter too much until the nobody and the somebody get divorced and the nobody becomes an even bigger whiny snatch monkey who cannot handle the lack of attention that they are getting. When this happens, the person begins spouting shit louder than the Bush Administration when talking about Iraq. Today’s nobody is Heather Mills.

Unfortunately, Mills has not realized that nobody could care less about her or who she thinks she is or what’s supposedly happening to her. She claims she didn’t want any money, yet word is that she stands to gain like $100 million from the divorce. I don’t want any money either. I wonder if Paul could just spare like $1 million for me.

Her stories have changed like Britney’s wigs, but this one says that Stella McCartney is to blame for the divorce that occurred. “Every single week Stella tried to break up our marriage,” the possibly mentally ill Mills said. “She was so jealous. Stella wasn’t interested in her dad’s happiness. I can’t protect her any longer. She’s done some evil, evil things.”

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It was bound to happen sooner or later. Thanks to a high profile custody case, the financial worth and spending habits of both Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin (FedEx) Federline have been revealed. Shockingly enough, the bitch blows money like men snort lines off her chest – quickly.

Documents are stating that Britney earns close to $9 Million a year. Meanwhile, in 2006 Kevin earned about $500,000, $3,300 was from his huge hit, Popozao. Of this half a million though, Federline paid much of it out and ended up with very little. Needless to say he has been receiving $20,000 in spousal support which is about to run out. When it comes to the kids, Federline is given $15,000 in support each month from Mama Spears. This isn’t a big loss though, I mean, she spends more on clothes each month than that.

You’d think with all the cash she spends she’d buy a decent weave or something that actually flatters her love handles. I’m serious, Britney needs a new stylist, ya’ll.

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Kfed’s new girlfriend, lover, or whatever she is, (former Playmate) Nicole Narain, recently spoke at length with News of the World. Apparently she wanted to get some things off her chest. Most of those things had to do with Britney. She wanted to tell the world about how destructive Britney is and why Kevin fears for his children.

Nicole starts by saying that Kevin has said:
“She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

She goes on to explain the main reasons why Kev left Brit. Reasons included:

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“Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!”

This is what Britney told an Extra reporter as she made her way through the hallway and towards the courtroom for her latest child custody hearing. Apparently, Brit had a hard time with her court session and was seen going into and leaving the bathroom at least three times by TMZ.

Some say it was the parenting coach and her negative report that made her have these little fits. Others feel it was the fact that the judge has not been able to make a decision in her favor. However, Federline’s attorney did say that the kids would each spend one night with each parent this weekend. It is being speculated that a decision will be made on Tuesday, if not Monday.

I just can’t get over what a great message this is. It’s also what got her into trouble. Just think about it. Let’s dissect all of Britney’s problems.

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The Malibu wildfires are burning up anything in the path of the flames. Due to the huge amount of celebrities that live in the Malibu area, many stars are being evacuated and some are dealing with the loss of their homes and property if the flames attack their estate.

Of those that have been evacuated the list includes Jennifer Aniston, Mel Gibson, Susanne Summers, Sean Penn, and Kelsey Grammer. Sean Penn’s trailer was scorched by the searing fires. Meanwhile, Britney Spears who paid $9 million to rent a home for six months in Malibu is not even aware of how her house is doing. She recently said, “I don’t think it touched my house. I’m real scared.”

I can see why she would be scared. If she had to replace everything she lost in a fire, she might have to stop drinking Starbucks and get a real job. You know, like one she’s qualified for. “Hi Ya’ll…My name’s Britney would ya’ll like that frapauccino blended with coffee or crème?”

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