According to OK Magazine, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to continue to populate the world with alien Scientologist babies so that L Ron’s group is safe and well accounted for when the mothership lands. From the looks of it, Katie has plenty of time to get pregnant considering she doesn’t really act anymore. While Tom has some movies lined up she isn’t doing anything.
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TomKat Want Another Spawn
September 20th, 2007 — Children and Pregnancy, Family Drama
Lindsay’s Been a Bad Girl
September 20th, 2007 — Celebuskanks, Family Drama
It’s always nice to know that a truly creative person can mess up even in rehab. Sure, you can’t have a DUI in there, but you can you can have a SWSEH (Slept with Someone else’s Husband). A week or so ago we reported that Lindsay was doing some guy in the bathroom of the Cirque Lodge. Well now, Female First is saying that the bathroom romp has ruined a relationship in the process.
Lindsay was banging Tony Allen in the bathroom. When Stephanie Allen found out she was not too pleased. Of course, being the mother of eight month old twins, who spent plenty of years trying to have kids and going through miscarriages, I suppose she shouldn’t be too pleased about this. She’s so upset that she tossed Tony out of their home.
According to Britain’s Daily Mirror, a friend has said, “She’s had it, period. They tried forever to have kids. She went through IVF three times and suffered two miscarriages, and when they finally got two beautiful babies, he hooks up in rehab with a girl half his age.”
Britney’s Bad Mommy Tales
September 20th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Family Drama, Pop Tarts
Britney Spears is doing a bang up job of showing family court judges that they have nothing to worry about by letting her keep custody of her kids. In fact, just a day after a judge called her a habitual drug and alcohol user, she proved the judge wrong by going out and partying.
Britney was seen at two LA hot spots, Winston’s and Hyde recently according to Page Six. Monday Spears was ordered to take parenting classes for eight hours a week and she needs to have drug testing twice a week. Additionally, neither KFed nor Britney is allowed to do drugs or drink within 12 hours of being with the kids. Continue reading →
KFeds Secret Witness
September 17th, 2007 — Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Family Drama, Pop Tarts
TMZ has spilled the beans on the secret witness in the Britney and KFed custody case. This is what TMZ is saying:
The secret witness in the Britney Spears custody hearing is a former bodyguard of Brit’s who worked for the popwreck during her string of less-than-crowd-pleasing House of Blues performances. Oh, the things he saw! His name is Tony. At this moment, Tony is still waiting to see if he will be called as a witness today. Either way, TMZ is told that his attorney, Gloria Allred, will hold a presser at the end of the day, where she will reveal his identity and about what Tony plans to testify.
KFed Killer on the Loose
September 17th, 2007 — Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Celeb Stalkers, Family Drama, Pop Tarts
Today is just not Britney’s day for sure. First, there was that Chateau Marmont thing, now there is the possibility of a KFed assassin on the loose. Sure, it might seem that Britney wouldn’t care about this, after all, there is that whole lack of custody drama thing with him being gone, but she might want to start caring if this bit of gossip is true.
Let’s start with Entertainment Tonight. They are saying the following:
ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE’s life … Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger … Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau’s standard operating procedure when someone’s life is threatened.
Tori and Dean on Broadway?!
September 15th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Family Drama
If this is true, I feel it’s time we just shut Broadway down. I will admit I am a fan. I like Chicago, Rent, and plenty of other things and performers on Broadway. One of the main things that I used to like about Broadway was that it was an elite club of TALENTED artists performing things you would not see anywhere else. Now it’s becoming the actor’s version of the Soup Kitchen. Out of work, under paid, and lack talent? No worries…get in line…Broadway has a part for you!
To prove my point let’s look at Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott. They apparently are in talks to do Chicago on Broadway. The duo would be the third husband and wife couple to play together in Chicago.
Simpson Plans to Reproduce!
September 15th, 2007 — Children and Pregnancy, Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, Family Drama, Pop Tarts
What could be one of the worst things in the world for the future of intelligence? If you were guessing Jessica Simpson reproducing then you are right! However, it gets even more amusing from there. Rather than reproducing with anyone, Simpson has picked her hair stylist Ken Paves to be the baby’s father!
A source talked to More Magazine and they had so much to say it leads me to believe that it’s just too good to be true!
“Jessica has considered adopting, but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy. She’s an old fashioned girl. I’m sure she wants a child who is biologically hers.”
This quote is a personal favorite of mine. She’s old fashioned and wants to have a baby, but when in doubt, let’s pick the hairdresser. Jesus, it’s like a future Jennifer Aniston movie.
Update: Tommy Lee Cries “I got Bitch Slapped!”
September 11th, 2007 — Family Drama, Music News
On my daily hunt for interesting news, I found myself immersed in the great storytelling ability of Tommy Lee. Visiting his site, Tommy Lee TV, Tommy explains what happened to him in his own words….again.
So, without further ado…Here’s what Tommy had to say: Continue reading →
While Britney Showed her Vagina, KFed Played with the Kids
September 10th, 2007 — Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Family Drama
It’s the boo boo’s birthdays in a couple of days. Do you know where mommy’s vagina is? Why, it’s on the Internet of course! I am not knocking working mommies. After all, I am one. I am knocking drunk, slut mommies who should be home with their kids and not trying to recreate a career that has been dead longer than Jesus. However, while Britney was trying to come back and we were wishing she would go back (wherever she came from) Kevin Federline was having a birthday party for his kids.
The birthday pool party was held on Sunday, possibly as a secret celebration as he probably guessed that her comeback would go as well as his CD. Their youngest baby, JJ, turns one on Wednesday. Meanwhile, Sean Preston hits two on Friday.
Update: Kid Rock Clocked Tommy Lee at VMAs
September 10th, 2007 — Celebrity Crime, Family Drama, Music News
When it comes to Kid Rock and Tommy Lee at the VMAs there are currently a few undisputable facts. Fact 1 – There was a fight. Fact 2 – Both are ex-husbands to Pamela Anderson. Fact 3 – Tommy Lee was sitting by Diddy when the fight broke out. Fact 4 – Kid Rock decked Tommy Lee. From there, various witnesses are saying various things.
MTV VJ Sway offered the following information, “Tommy Lee was sitting by Diddy. [Kid Rock] just walked up and decked him!” Another witness says, “They had each other at the necks, they were practically strangling each other.” At that point Tommy Lee was escorted out. According to the witness he was “screaming the f-word over and over again.”
VMA Music Awards: Kid Rock and Tommy Lee Brawl at the VMAs
September 9th, 2007 — Family Drama, Music News
The Pamela Anderson ex-husband brigade, better known as Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, got in a little scuffle tonight at the VMAs. Sources from Access Hollywood claim that Tommy Lee was sitting with magician Criss Angel (though hopefully not as close as Criss sits with Britney). Together, the two men went to talk to Diddy, who was sitting near Kid Rock. When the two went to see Diddy, the source claims “all hell broke loose.”
At this point, it’s unknown why the two men got into a fight. However, as soon as it started, people gathered around the men and they were both soon escorted out. Criss Angel also ended up leaving (perhaps to lick Tommy Lee’s…wounds) though Angel was not escorted out. He left on his own.
Evans’ Husband wants Singer to Admit She had Affairs
September 8th, 2007 — Breakups, Family Drama, Music News
Whether she cheated or not does not seem to matter. Country singer Sara Evans’ husband wants her to admit to whether she was involved in sexual relationships with over a dozen other men including fellow country performer Kenny Chesney, 80s pop singer Richard Marx, and her Dancing with the Stars partner Tony Dovolani.
In court papers submitted on Tuesday, the singer’s soon to be ex-husband wants Evans to go under oath and risk the penalty of perjury to answer whether she had affairs with the above mentioned men or any member of her band. The documents also want her questioned on whether Evans had an affair with any of the members of the group 3 Doors Down.
Could Amy Winehouse be Pregnant?
September 8th, 2007 — Drugs & DUIs, Family Drama, Pop Tarts
Amy Winehouse is just a barrel of news these days. First there was that overdose, then the 12 minute stint in rehab, the breakdown, her interest in having a kid, the vacation, the fresh drug tracks, the bloody-vomit bathroom thing, her daddy so worried he’s trying to take her money, and now this. Apparently, sources are telling News of the World that Amy and her druggy husband Blake have been mixing drugs and sex on their week long vacation. While it has already been reported that the couple are thinking of having a child, now they are saying that Amy might already be pregnant.
A source told News of the World, “Amy and Blake really want a child together and they don’t want to wait. They’re trying for a baby and Amy told us she could be expecting.” The source goes on to say, “Amy thinks she might be pregnant because they shagged all holiday. She really wants a baby and thinks it will help get her life back on track.”
ER Star Dealing with Croatian Paternity Suit
September 7th, 2007 — Family Drama, Actors
Goran Visnjic plays Luka Kovac on the NBC drama E.R. However, in real life he has a little drama going on, as well. It seems that the married star, who just adopted a four month old baby, might have another baby out there, too. A Croatian woman, Mirela Rupic, is claiming that Visnjic impregnated her in the summer of 2006. The couple was not, nor have they ever, been a couple. The event of conception was the result of a one night stand.
Visnjic has been married since 1999. He does not deny that the incident could have happened. However, he does claim that he was jet lagged from the flight and drunk so he doesn’t remember what, if anything, occurred that night.
