I can’t explain how Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Kutcher have managed to have such an ugly child. I mean, Bruce is hot. He’s got the whole bad ass thing down to a tee. Demi has a hot body and she has her sexy, redeeming moments. C’mon! Why would Ashton Kutcher marry her if she wasn’t such a hot mama!? I’m sure both are excellent people and I’m sure their daughter, Rumer, is terrific, too. What she isn’t is hot. In fact, she is so not hot, she scares me every time I look at her.
I don’t mind if people aren’t hot. I know plenty of people who aren’t good looking and they are still great people. Still, I don’t think you should put yourself in the eye of the public and try to pose like a supermodel, which obviously Rumer is NOT. That’s just asking for trouble and is begging for the tabloids to eat it up! That being said, I implore you to look at this picture. If you genuinely believe the highly unattractive Rumer Willis is hot in this picture (or at all) feel free to let me know, by leaving a comment. Otherwise, we can assume she really is deserving of the award Gossip Giants is giving her.
Angelina Jolie must be so excited of the release of her new movie, Beowulf. While Angie has said how exposed she felt by her naked, animated self, in the movie, she was probably also talking about her nearly indecent exposure that occurred during the London premiere of the movie. As Angelina and Brad were working the red carpet, signing autographs and posing for pictures, the unthinkable happened. Angelina nearly lost her pants.
Dressed in a tight, hot pair of black, leather pants, Angelina literally split her pants at the seam. Of course, photographers rushed to snap photographs while her calm, life partner, Brad Pitt, walked over to her and casually placed his hand over her rump. He says it was to cover the fashion boo boo up, but what man wouldn’t savor the opportunity to place his hand on Angelina’s ass and not get smacked for it?
With Brad’s hand shielding what was (or wasn’t) beneath her leather pants, the duo were able to go into the premiere virtually unscathed. Thanks to Brad’s quick thinking and the fact that the pants only partially split at the seams, a major fashion no no turned into an opportunity for Brad to show his love and affection for his woman.
I keep asking myself what the explanation for this is. Is she drunk, stupid, or just didn’t realize she has teeth to watch out for when she puts on her makeup? In truth, I don’t really care. The color almost makes her look good. Alright, it doesn’t make her look good at all, but it gives me a reason to look at her because I honestly don’t bother when she thinks she looks normal.
This little makeup mishap occurred at JJ Mahoney’s during Paris’ trip to Seoul. It’s really too bad. I mean look at how excited she is and the dumb bitch doesn’t even realize she’s sporting too much lipstick in the wrong spot. Of course, she could look at that bright side. If Revlon ever creates some Fire and Ice lipstick that is so fool proof any idiot can put it on correctly, she will surely get the endorsement deal. What’s even better? She saw plenty of people and none of them told her about her funked up teeth.
It has to be rough being Epic Records. They spend a lot of money (and I mean a lot) giving Jennifer Lopez everything she wants with little to receive in return. Well they might be a little slow to catch up, but it looks like they are finally catching on and are finally putting their foot down before the pocketbook busts and they end up bankrupt in the process.
A source says:
“She costs too much money and doesn’t sell enough. Her last album cover alone cost $60,000 in hair and makeup, lighting, photographers, re-touching, etc. The video budget was in the neighborhood of $300,000.”
The money that is being mentioned above is only for the album cost. It leaves out performances that she makes on shows like GMA and other morning shows or talk shows. The entire performance cost of those shows is a total waste for Epic. The problem is not necessarily the performances, but rather the exorbitant costs that seem somewhat unnecessary.
When Esquire picked the Sexiest women alive, no one was really that impressed. Everyone has little lists on who they believe is the hottest, the sexiest, and the best. What about the people that aren’t the best? Maxim has decided to give the title to the five unsexiest celebrity bitches.
Here are their picks and why they picked them.
5. Britney Spears – The reasons cited for her unsexiness include lack of performance ability and the addition of two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds.
4. Madonna – Reasons for her lack of hotness are because she used to be on the top of the porn lists and was a sexual pioneer, but after marriage that went down hill. They go on to say, “Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.”
3. Sandra Oh – The Grey’s Anatomy actress is cited as unsexy for her boyish figure and her cold bedside manner.
Britney recently received a police escort into a Starbucks so that she could get her frappuccino. Normally I wouldn’t post a video of an idiot walking with her dog into a coffee shop, but this minute long video is amusing. I am not sure if she’s been out partying all night or if she got high prior to her going to get her cool drink, but she really should have tried to look a little more sober.
Watch the cheesed out grin when some suck up tells her she’s beautiful …yeah, beautiful…in that cracked out Ellie Klampett sort of hillbilly junkie with a weave sort of way. Speaking of weaves…Brit, if you’re reading this…honey if you keep tugging on that carpet bag you threw on your head so you could have brown “hair”…it’s gonna fall off and it will be as embarrassing as the VMAs, all over again!
Let’s face it. Anyone that has seen Rumer Willis knows that she can look quite frightening. It’s actually kind of funny because she has two good looking parents. However, she’s just funky. Everything about her is creepy, down to the way that she has Demi’s face and the facial structure (and closer body structure) to Bruce.
Maybe no one told her that fugly people shouldn’t try to make themselves stand out because Holy Hell she is looking even worse as a blonde!
She told People, “I came home and my parents were really shocked when I walked in the house…. My sisters looked at me like, ‘What? Your hair!’ But everyone, my parents, loved it.”
Someone should tell her they were lying to be nice.
TMZ has been checking out the Supraforums where Nick is apparently a member. It looks like he has been making some small updates there to let people know how John Graziano is doing. Nick got into a car accident last month and John was a passenger. He has been in critical condition ever since.
According to the most recent posts on the message board made by Nick it is assumed that John is going to wake up.
Alright, seriously. Someone tell me that he’s flipped his lid. This new hair style is for a movie role right? If not, he needs to just pull a Britney, shave that shit, and get himself a nice carpet bagger weave.
What happened to the good ol’ days when Downey shot up, had normal hair, and played in amazing movies? Man, this aging, clean image, color blind when it comes to hair thing really sucks for him.
Paris Hilton hit the Diet Pepsi After Party with P. Diddy and plenty of other celebrities. She spent most of the night hanging on Diddy. Maybe she’s considering asking him to be her baby Daddy. It’s obvious Paris is keeping her options open, and Diddy is fertile. He does have three children.
Some white girls just can’t dance…and Paris is epitomizing that! I know she’s trying to copy Diddy, but c’mon! He’s fly and she’s…a train wreck. Continue reading →
I’ve seen some of the weirdest fashion trends. I recall when the bell bottoms came back. I remember the one pant leg up, one down. How about the neon phase of the 80s? I even remember the “pick in the hair” trend that Scary Movie parodied in multiple incarnations.
Whats up with the pacifier? I recall a very brief, pacifier trend, but didn’t Rapper Lil Mama get the memo? That trend ended sometime in the 90s…or whenever you’re about 24 months old. At first, I couldn’t tell if Lil Mama had a pacifier in her mouth or found a new way to decorate her grillz. Either way, it wasn’t working for us, and we gotta wonder, if she sucked it the entire night, or not.
Solange Knowles is Beyonce’s lil Sis. I can see the two share similar fashion tastes. Sure, Beyonce looked okay, if you wanted everything to fall out, but Solange’s multi-print just didn’t do it for me. She needs to stop have Mommy dress her and find a new fashion consultant.
All of these teenage nude photos are making me nervous! Add in the fact that they are sent by stars of Disney to Nick actors and we have all kinds of trouble. Vanessa Hudgens is one of the stars of High School Musical and she has been the primary source of trouble recently, due to some nude photos of her that were leaked onto the Internet. Vanessa is 18, so other than the natural ick factor, it’s not a big deal for us. Long story short, she apologized and Disney claimed she had a lapse in judgment but all is well.
Moving on, we find out there is much more to this story than meets the eye.
Now it has come out that the photos were taken before she was famous. This means the photos were likely taken when she was 14-16 (this means stop looking at them, you pedophiles)! The pictures, which the star admits and claims to be embarrassed by, were supposedly taken and given to Nickelodeon star Drake Bell of the hit television show, Drake and Josh.
I can’t explain how Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Kutcher have managed to have such an ugly child. I mean, Bruce is hot. He’s got the whole bad ass thing down to a tee. Demi has a hot body and she has her sexy, redeeming moments. C’mon! Why would Ashton Kutcher marry her if she wasn’t such a hot mama!? I’m sure both are excellent people and I’m sure their daughter, Rumer, is terrific, too. What she isn’t is hot. In fact, she is so not hot, she scares me every time I look at her.
Angelina Jolie must be so excited of the release of her new movie, Beowulf. While Angie has said how exposed she felt by her naked, animated self, in the movie, she was probably also talking about her nearly indecent exposure that occurred during the London premiere of the movie. As Angelina and Brad were working the red carpet, signing autographs and posing for pictures, the unthinkable happened. Angelina nearly lost her pants.
I keep asking myself what the explanation for this is. Is she drunk, stupid, or just didn’t realize she has teeth to watch out for when she puts on her makeup? In truth, I don’t really care. The color almost makes her look good. Alright, it doesn’t make her look good at all, but it gives me a reason to look at her because I honestly don’t bother when she thinks she looks normal.
It has to be rough being Epic Records. They spend a lot of money (and I mean a lot) giving Jennifer Lopez everything she wants with little to receive in return. Well they might be a little slow to catch up, but it looks like they are finally catching on and are finally putting their foot down before the pocketbook busts and they end up bankrupt in the process.
When Esquire picked the Sexiest women alive, no one was really that impressed. Everyone has little lists on who they believe is the hottest, the sexiest, and the best. What about the people that aren’t the best? Maxim has decided to give the title to the five unsexiest celebrity bitches.
Let’s face it. Anyone that has seen Rumer Willis knows that she can look quite frightening. It’s actually kind of funny because she has two good looking parents. However, she’s just funky. Everything about her is creepy, down to the way that she has Demi’s face and the facial structure (and closer body structure) to Bruce.
TMZ has been checking out the Supraforums where Nick is apparently a member. It looks like he has been making some small updates there to let people know how John Graziano is doing. Nick got into a car accident last month and John was a passenger. He has been in critical condition ever since.
Alright, seriously. Someone tell me that he’s flipped his lid. This new hair style is for a movie role right? If not, he needs to just pull a Britney, shave that shit, and get himself a nice carpet bagger weave.
I’ve seen some of the weirdest fashion trends. I recall when the bell bottoms came back. I remember the one pant leg up, one down. How about the neon phase of the 80s? I even remember the “pick in the hair” trend that Scary Movie parodied in multiple incarnations.
All of these teenage nude photos are making me nervous! Add in the fact that they are sent by stars of Disney to Nick actors and we have all kinds of trouble. Vanessa Hudgens is one of the stars of High School Musical and she has been the primary source of trouble recently, due to some nude photos of her that were leaked onto the Internet. Vanessa is 18, so other than the natural ick factor, it’s not a big deal for us. Long story short, she apologized and Disney claimed she had a lapse in judgment but all is well.
