What They Wore: The majority were in shirts and dress pants or jeans. Nothing spectacular, but they are guys. What are they gonna do?
Performance Value: I am not a huge Country fan (unless you count in the closet when Dom isn’t looking). That being said I am not that familiar with Rascal Flatts but I know every other Country fan on the planet is. They are huge. The song wasn’t bad. It was performed well, but at the same time I am not running out to buy this CD either. It beat the hell out of Avril’s performance though, that’s for sure. They are all trying to be rockers for being Country boys, but that’s cool, they sounded pretty good.
What She Sang: Baby Love (damn, I’ve never heard this one either)
What She Wore: She had her hair back and a scoop-line dress that was slightly longer in the back. It was a little off the shoulder number. I wasn’t feeling the dress, but the shoes were smoking hot. She looked good despite not loving her dress.
Performance Value: So far, three performances and Will.I.Am in every one. Can we get rid of this guy? I swear if he comes out with Celine Dion I am turning this show off. It’s over. Nicole sounded pretty decent. I wasn’t loving the song, but the crowd was chair dancing and for the most part it was watchable.
What He Sang: I’m not sure, I’m gonna guess it’s called Heartbreaker (he said it a whole lot)
What He Wore: Let’s see he was wearing a silver, shimmery lounge jacket some tight black pants and white shirt and tie. He was sporting sun glasses, too. I hope he didn’t have pink eye (that was Britney’s excuse).
Performance Value: So, Will wanders along the stage, lifting his leg and checking out the dancers that barely dance and talks about being a heartbreaker. The moves, while comedically entertaining, were not hot. It was amusing though. Otherwise, I am not a huge fan
Just a week after finally announcing her pregnancy with husband/singer, Marc Antony, Jennifer Lopez has been hospitalized. The singer/actress reportedly noticed blood in her urine and was rushed to the hospital immediately. It has been reported that fear of something happening to the baby is part of what kept J Lo so hush hush despite a clearly evident baby bump that has been discussed for a few months now. Her due date is possibly in the Spring, though that has not been confirmed by the couple.
Jennifer and Marc have been touring North America together. It was at a Miami concert that Jennifer recently announced:
“Marc and I are expecting!
Now, a friend is saying J Lo has been petrified of harm coming to her child. Multiple Internet sources report the friend as saying:
I have absolutely no idea who Cheryl Cole is. Apparently she’s a singer, but I don’t know what she sings. Regardless of this fact, I find this bit of news extremely hilarious in nature. Cheryl Cole says that Britney Spears used to be her idol. Unfortunately, these days, things have changed and she is now saying that Spears is a nutcase.
Cheryl told The Sun:
“It’s devastating to see Britney like this. It’s so sad, she needs help. She’s mentally ill. She’s someone I idolized growing up and I wanted to be like her. She was amazing and had the whole package. It’s such a shame. I just want to hug her. I’ve said that she can come to my house and I’ll look after her - but she’s rejecting people. Denial, that’s what that is. It looks like she’s got post-natal depression that’s got out of control.”
The Spice Girls are back!!! My life was sooo empty without their music. I was but a shell, moping around, singing to myself “Two becomes One” and praying they’d make their comeback. Well now…my prayers have been answered [insert sarcastic laugh here].
Now that the Spice Girls have that new tour and new music coming out, some of it is starting to appear on the Internet. The newest song, courtesy of You Tube is called Voodoo. Personally, I am not feeling the song. What about you? I mean, it’s not the worst I’ve ever heard, but it certainly isn’t hot enough to bother with.
It has to be rough being Epic Records. They spend a lot of money (and I mean a lot) giving Jennifer Lopez everything she wants with little to receive in return. Well they might be a little slow to catch up, but it looks like they are finally catching on and are finally putting their foot down before the pocketbook busts and they end up bankrupt in the process.
A source says:
“She costs too much money and doesn’t sell enough. Her last album cover alone cost $60,000 in hair and makeup, lighting, photographers, re-touching, etc. The video budget was in the neighborhood of $300,000.”
The money that is being mentioned above is only for the album cost. It leaves out performances that she makes on shows like GMA and other morning shows or talk shows. The entire performance cost of those shows is a total waste for Epic. The problem is not necessarily the performances, but rather the exorbitant costs that seem somewhat unnecessary.
Britney Spears has gone and pissed off the Catholics well after she pissed off most mothers, girls her age, and pretty much anyone with a normal sense of decency. After all of that, the Catholics catch on and it only takes one picture to make them do so.
From the sounds of things, the picture appears in Britney’s new CD, Blackout. The picture in question is of Britney sitting on the lap of a priest. As if God could even help this crazy bitch now.
The NY Post Says:
A picture of Brit perched on the lap of a priest in her new album “Blackout” is being called “the bottom of the barrel” by Bill Donohue, President of the New York-based Catholic League…”She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”
When Esquire picked the Sexiest women alive, no one was really that impressed. Everyone has little lists on who they believe is the hottest, the sexiest, and the best. What about the people that aren’t the best? Maxim has decided to give the title to the five unsexiest celebrity bitches.
Here are their picks and why they picked them.
5. Britney Spears – The reasons cited for her unsexiness include lack of performance ability and the addition of two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds.
4. Madonna – Reasons for her lack of hotness are because she used to be on the top of the porn lists and was a sexual pioneer, but after marriage that went down hill. They go on to say, “Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.”
3. Sandra Oh – The Grey’s Anatomy actress is cited as unsexy for her boyish figure and her cold bedside manner.
Amy Winehouse is finally getting the fact that her behavior is a little bit destructive. Recently, when speaking with a German magazine, Stern, she spoke of her overdose, saying, “I really thought I was on the way out. My husband Blake saved my life, brought me into the hospital. Often I don’t know what I do. Then the next day the memory returns. Blake told me later what had happened and then I was engulfed in shame.”
When she spoke of getting out of the hospital she commented on how she recently saw pictures and did not even recognize herself.
She went on to speak of her childhood:
“Since I was 16, I’ve felt a black cloud hangs over me. I have taken pills for depression but they slowed me down. I believe there are lots of people who have these mood changes.”
Ever since the crack princess cleaned up her act, her old fans have been waiting for that first performance. Fans want to know if she still has what it takes, though it’s likely something good was destroyed when she was on the junk. Houston apparently is not in any rush to get behind the mic to belt out any tunes.
She tricked an entire crowd of her fans last week according to Page Six. Houston arrived on stage at the Prince’s Trust event in London. People were expecting her to sing, but that wasn’t in the cards.
Keane is an English band that is not ashamed to offer writing skills to the elite pop crew in the States. They have schlepped out songs to Gwen Stefani and The Pussycat Dolls, but there is a prerequisite to someone taking their work and paying them for it. The person buying the song has to have talent.
As you can imagine, when Britney came knocking at their door they bolted that sucker as quickly as they could. No sense in telling the crackling pop hag that she doesn’t have what it takes to win their music.
The best part of this is that Keane refused to write a song for Britney because retaining their dignity was more important than taking her money.
On Sunday, November 18, the American Music Awards will offer plenty of drama and awards to those most deserving in the music business. The show will begin at 8PM EST on your local ABC stations. Until the big day, you can check below for some of the big nominations.
I placed my prediction as to who will win in the bolded name.
POP OR ROCK
Favorite Male Artist:
Akon
Timbaland Justin Timberlake*
Favorite Female Artist:
Beyoncé Fergie*
Avril Lavigne
I cannot help but laugh when I look at the name of this show. It just cracks me up. I know Menudo was a big hit back in the day, but are we this desperate for reality television or for new music that we have to remake Menudo?
What’s next….?
Making The Jets (they look for brother/sister family teams to sing)
Making Britney Spears (they find girls who can lip synch that eventually go crazy and shave their heads and binge on Cheetos…)
Making Foxy Brown (well, we all know how that story ends)
Making The Village People (this one might even be amusing)