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The following widget should give you a little taste of what’s to come in Britney’s new CD, Blackout. It comes out in a couple of days. If you’re smart you will skip this one and buy “Chipmunks Howling” because that CD is likely to be better and hey, who doesn’t like nature sounds anyway?

So check out the tune – or tunes. I didn’t listen because Britney scares me, and let us know what you think. Are you going to buy Britney’s new CD?

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Lindsay Lohan made plenty of money when she agreed to host her birthday party at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas. However, problems came up when she skipped the party for rehab (like there was a point in that…) Now Lindsay owes the owners, Pure Management Group tons of money that she doesn’t have to give them. As a result, Loho is under contractual agreement with Pure to host a New Years Eve Party!

US Magazine says Lindsay is not happy with the idea of hosting on the holiday, but that she has little choice thanks to her contract. I wonder what they are going to call that party…”Party Like a Junkie…The New Years Eve – Lindsay Lohan BLOW out.”

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Mind you the two aren’t together forever again. This is just a temporary pairing for a parenting without partnering course. The class teaches parents who are divorced how to be parents without causing conflict in the lives of their children. Obviously, Britney could use some lessons on parenting without conflict since her life is one huge conflict waiting to happen.

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Lindsay and newest boyfriend and fellow addict, Riley Giles might be claiming that they are not engaged, but not everyone is agreeing with that statement. JJ Ryan who works at KFRX Radio in Nebraska claims that Riley is the one out spouting the good news about him and loose lipped (in more ways than one) Lindsay.

OK Magazine Says:
Radio host JJ Ryan at KFRX radio in Nebraska says snowboarder Riley Giles [told him] that he’s engaged to girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. JJ then claims that Lindsay and Riley got engaged at the Utah resort the actress stayed at after she first exited rehab. JJ tells OK! that it was Riley himself who revealed he was engaged.

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Lindsay Lohan is known for plenty of things. She used to be hot, was decent when it came to acting, liked to do cocaine, is a drunk, and the list could go on and on. One of the more recent things she is being known for is her ability to continually steal other women’s men. Apparently, the new boyfriend had a fiancé prior to this whole, dating Lindsay thing.

Us Reports:
Until recently, he was engaged to Murray, Utah, resident Bree Tierney. “Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, tells Us. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

Seconds a source, “Lindsay may be in danger with Riley.” The concerns may be warranted: Giles escorted Lohan to the Hotel Bar & Nightclub in Salt Lake City on October 5 — the same day she checked out of rehab.

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There really should be a rule that if you’re going to go to rehab for two months that you have to try and at least spend…two weeks sober. Unfortunately, when it’s Friday night on the outside and you’re in Utah what else are you gonna do than get blitzing drunk at the nearest bar?

If you’re from Utah you might have other alternatives, but apparently Lindsay Lohan couldn’t think of anything better to do.

E! News Says:

“According to some Utah locals, Lindsay was spotted at a Park City club Friday night. And despite her two-month stint in rehab, our bar witness thought Linds looked less than refreshed.”

This is nice speak for “the bitch was drunk off her…socks”…Yeah…that’s it.

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Britney shaved her head, hung out with nasty magicians, and appeared to be on crack…or something like it. Everyone thought (or still thinks) that she has lost her mind. So, naturally when the decision was made to give her monitored visitation we were all expecting the worst.

However, Britney dun fooled us Ya’ll! According to the court appointed parenting monitor Britney is normal. I wonder how much the monitor was paid to say that. Look in the plant! It’s the other place she keeps her vodka.

Seriously though, according to the monitor there was only one thing that seemed odd about Britney. The monitor mentioned that Britney goes to her room to change her clothes a lot. KFeds attorney is not phased by any of this. There are reports that he is more interested in her mental health and less interested in weird behaviors that could be the cause of drugs.

[tags]Britney Spears, Wardrobe Change, KFed, Court Monitor, Kids, Vodka, Court Appointed[/tags]

Every loser hoping to be Brit’s new baby daddy should show up today at the Millennium Dance Studio from 5 to 9 PM. Your only prerequisite is that you have to dance as good, or better, than KFed. If you don’t please bring some Starbucks and Vodka as that will distract Britney enough to see you in a new light. If you can’t afford Starbucks buy a 99 cent bag of Cheetos and tape them to your body to entice the fizzled out poptart.

Britney is hosting an open casting call for new dancers for her team. Anyone can show up to audition from 5 to 9 at the Millennium Dance Studio. According to TMZ, Brit’s camp will be taping the auditions so that Britney can watch the dancers more than once.

If you are going in hopes of seeing Britney do not get your hopes too high. Britney was supposed to be at two of her previous dance calls, but never showed.

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While I normally write multiple stories, I’m suffering from a severe pulled muscle in my shoulder, making it near impossible to type for long periods of time. Not wanting to disappoint Gossip Giant fans, I’ve compiled a list of some of the best gossip on the web, so you won’t have withdraws during my (hopefully) speedy recovery.

John Graziano Update: Court Nurse Gives Grim Prediction for Graziano’s Future

A Court Appointed Nurse has made a statement on the condition of John Graziano. As reported previously, Graziano was the passenger in Nick Bollea’s car when the two crashed during a high speed race. To find out what the nurse said, in unsealed court documents, check out the full story at Hotarazzi.

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Her people might have been saying that she wasn’t leaving rehab and that her little vacation was just a vacation with Daddy, but apparently there was little truth to those words. According to People Magazine sources, Lindsay is finished with rehab and won’t be coming back unless it’s for outpatient treatment. They even claim she’s going to be in a new movie…a tango movie at that!

“She’s finished the program,” one source says. “Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay.”

Lohan is already gearing up for her return to work: A source says she has plans to start filming her tango-themed movie, “Dare to Love Me”, in Los Angeles on Oct. 15. Plus, says the source, despite reports suggesting Lindsay is an insurance liability for film studios, Lohan has been insured for this film.

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I know people pick on Britney Spears and it’s not fair. I have heard such excuses as, “She’s just a baby herself” and “She had the babies so close together that it messed her up.” However, there is absolutely no way that anyone could be this stupid and have a logical excuse for it. I’d say she’s dumber than Paris, but I wouldn’t want to flatter Hilton into thinking we thought she had half a brain.

The latest Brit Brit news is how she flubbed up her first visit with her babies. She didn’t make it because…the intercom was broken and she didn’t know the kids were waiting outside. Yeah, right. I find that hard to believe, but that’s what the sad excuse for a mother has to say about missing her kids, this time.

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If you’re interested in seeing Britney’s ass (okay, I know you’ve seen it…so have I) here’s your chance. The Gimme More video was finally released and has ended up on the Internet. Youtube has removed the copy that was available there, but after a little hunting I found a suitable and legit copy of Britney reliving her days as a stripper. Oh wait, maybe that pole was to ensure she doesn’t fall down on her fat ass. Continue reading →

Britney Spears lost custody of her kids. Normally that would be no laughing matter. It would be even less of a laughing matter when you have an ex like K-Fed. However, this time I have to give it over to the courts because they certainly did the right thing. Britney was not required to give the kids over until later in the week though she has already handed them over. The sad thing is that as she gave them up, it didn’t even appear to have bothered her. I guess it’s easier to party with the boo boo’s out of her hair.

Britney was ordered to do a number of things that would show the courts that she was serious about keeping her kids. Amongst the things that she had to do, she was ordered to do the following:

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Britney recently received a police escort into a Starbucks so that she could get her frappuccino. Normally I wouldn’t post a video of an idiot walking with her dog into a coffee shop, but this minute long video is amusing. I am not sure if she’s been out partying all night or if she got high prior to her going to get her cool drink, but she really should have tried to look a little more sober.

Watch the cheesed out grin when some suck up tells her she’s beautiful …yeah, beautiful…in that cracked out Ellie Klampett sort of hillbilly junkie with a weave sort of way. Speaking of weaves…Brit, if you’re reading this…honey if you keep tugging on that carpet bag you threw on your head so you could have brown “hair”…it’s gonna fall off and it will be as embarrassing as the VMAs, all over again!

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