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Nick Carter used to date Ashlee Simpson. However, that doesn’t mean that they are friends anymore. In fact, after what he said about her, I can’t imagine her feeling the love. Carter was on the “Johnjay and Rich” show that airs in Phoenix. While talking to the hosts it seems he forgot the rule, “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.” Instead he said anything at all.

Carter spoke about Simpson saying, “She looks plastic as hell … she went to the factory and got a whole new face.”

That wasn’t very nice. It was as funny as Hell, but still…not very nice.

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Daddy is coming back to the Lodge to visit Lindsay. This time he will be visiting for a whole five days. Michael Lohan seems excited and says that he and Lindsay have plenty to catch up on.

Lindsay will be allowed to head to a remote location in Utah where the two will have a little five-day vacation. Sources say that Cirque counselors have given their blessing.

According to the NY Daily News, sources have spoke out saying, “They believe Michael is the best person for Lindsay to be with now. Not only is he her dad – someone with her best interests at heart – but he’s also someone who successfully turned his own life around after battling substance abuse.”

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The Gimme More, pop tart is said to have a new diet plan. You didn’t expect her to live on Vodka and Cheetos forever, did you? Apparently, Britney’s new diet involves vomit and Hoodia. Sure, you might be skeptical, but you shouldn’t knock it until you try it.

OK Magazine has said that Britney is using asthma inhalers to suppress her appetite. They say she is also using diet pills and throwing up. What a waste of money! I mean, if you’re going out of your way to get illegal diet pills you really shouldn’t throw them up.

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News of the World talked to Tony Barretto recently and he had plenty to say about his time working with Britney Spears. He talked about her drug habits, her strange behavior, her bad spending habits, and time spent with the kids. Tony was fired back in May, but he left service with plenty of great stories to tell. Below are some of the most amusing quotes about Britney from that interview.

On her Erratic Behavior

“She was in a different world most of the time. I don’t think she even knew my name because she only ever called me ‘baby’ or ‘honey’.”

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Britney will face charges for her less than legal behavior in an August 6 incident involving a parking lot crash, which the Paparazzi caught on tape. Britney faces charges of both hit and run and driving without a valid license. You might remember the videos of Britney hitting the car, assessing the damage to her car, and then walking away.

A few days after the incident, the owner of the other car filed a report with the police. After investigating the incident, it became apparent that at the time of the crash, Britney did not have a license. Apparently, she must not have realized that you need a license to drive. I guess she’s confused by L.A. traffic laws!

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Dear Jesus, what have we done? Chris Crocker (Whiny Britney Fan from You Tube) gets a TV Deal [Gawker]

Oscar is a Cross Dresser [Pop Crunch]

DListed Thinks Mario Took the Oscar Pics [DListed]

Nicole and Joel will Wait for Marriage [Fametastic]

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Britney Spears is doing a bang up job of showing family court judges that they have nothing to worry about by letting her keep custody of her kids. In fact, just a day after a judge called her a habitual drug and alcohol user, she proved the judge wrong by going out and partying.

Britney was seen at two LA hot spots, Winston’s and Hyde recently according to Page Six. Monday Spears was ordered to take parenting classes for eight hours a week and she needs to have drug testing twice a week. Additionally, neither KFed nor Britney is allowed to do drugs or drink within 12 hours of being with the kids. Continue reading →

TMZ has spilled the beans on the secret witness in the Britney and KFed custody case. This is what TMZ is saying:

The secret witness in the Britney Spears custody hearing is a former bodyguard of Brit’s who worked for the popwreck during her string of less-than-crowd-pleasing House of Blues performances. Oh, the things he saw! His name is Tony. At this moment, Tony is still waiting to see if he will be called as a witness today. Either way, TMZ is told that his attorney, Gloria Allred, will hold a presser at the end of the day, where she will reveal his identity and about what Tony plans to testify.

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Star Magazine is reporting two very humorous things. One may be more truthful then the other, but I will leave that for you to decide. The first thing is that Lindsay hates Hollywood because they made her a junkie. She told her daddy she wants to leave that life behind her.

“Daddy, I have done some terrible things and been addicted to drugs but please believe me I will never do drugs again. I hate Hollywood and I don’t want to work there. I need a break and I am moving away. I will stop hanging around with the people that are bad for me.”

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Today is just not Britney’s day for sure. First, there was that Chateau Marmont thing, now there is the possibility of a KFed assassin on the loose. Sure, it might seem that Britney wouldn’t care about this, after all, there is that whole lack of custody drama thing with him being gone, but she might want to start caring if this bit of gossip is true.

Let’s start with Entertainment Tonight. They are saying the following:

ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE’s life … Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger … Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau’s standard operating procedure when someone’s life is threatened.

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On the heels of news that Britney’s custody battle begins today there is more news about Britney swirling around. This news comes from the exclusive hotspot, Chateau Marmont. Apparently, Brit was visiting the hotel restaurant and disturbed former diners with her odd ways. What were those ways, you ask?

According to sources of the Sun UK, those odd ways included smearing food all over her face. Personally, I don’t see what everyone is worried, maybe she was just putting on her new outfit for her next comeback performance. Sources said, “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast food joint.”

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It’s being said that this is Brit’s new album cover. I have to say I am surprised that she’s not in the outfit she wore on the VMAs because it certainly made an impression!

Brit and the Emmys

If you were hoping to see the ditzy pop princess go on the Emmys to apologize to fans and haters all around the world for wasting our time, you will be disappointed to know that she won’t be allowing you (or me) the pleasure. Jive Records has said, “Britney Spears has no plans to appear on the Emmys this Sunday.”

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What could be one of the worst things in the world for the future of intelligence? If you were guessing Jessica Simpson reproducing then you are right! However, it gets even more amusing from there. Rather than reproducing with anyone, Simpson has picked her hair stylist Ken Paves to be the baby’s father!

A source talked to More Magazine and they had so much to say it leads me to believe that it’s just too good to be true!

“Jessica has considered adopting, but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy. She’s an old fashioned girl. I’m sure she wants a child who is biologically hers.”

This quote is a personal favorite of mine. She’s old fashioned and wants to have a baby, but when in doubt, let’s pick the hairdresser. Jesus, it’s like a future Jennifer Aniston movie.

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According to Yahoo News, Madonna and Britney have more in common than swapping spit on the VMAs one year. Now the two pop divas (or tarts, in Britney’s case) are getting death threats from Palestinian terror organizations in a new book that was just released. The comments, which are listed below, were made by the leader of the Popular Resistance Committees. The group is based on the Gaza Strip and the leader’s name is Muhammad Abdel-Al.

His immediate threats begin in the form of insults when he calls the women, “prostitutes”. Of course, his threats soon escalate and he goes on to say:

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